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to say that you've gorn and done it again, IPOAT?

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Hullygully · 18/01/2011 15:56

Weddings.

We.end.with.weddings.

Not monkey shit.

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JamieLeeCurtis · 24/01/2011 18:35

Mimi- OMFG. Who? Where? How?

MadameDefarge · 24/01/2011 18:44

blimey, you yanks! its called favourite celebrities....can't quite see where the adult content is....

BeribbonedGibbon · 24/01/2011 18:47

Mr 29 year makes me feel like a pervy old woman. I was almost rubbing my knees and gurning in a most inappropiate manner.

Don't shake him off.

Unless he is a complete bore/vain twat/potential axe murderer obv

BeribbonedGibbon · 24/01/2011 18:48

I imagined adult content when I saw the pic.

Hullygully · 24/01/2011 18:58

I've had my adult content.

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BeribbonedGibbon · 24/01/2011 19:01

Grin hullster

CheerfulYank · 25/01/2011 01:31

LOL hully. I recently started a diet involving protein shakes, which in turn involves DH leering around saying " I'll give you a protein shake," every few seconds. The romance of the man, I tell you. Hmm

I think the adult content is just because they censor any sleb-type website...apparently they're worried about the six year old viewing a fanjo-flash or something. :) Puritans!

Gibbon, I feel your pain. <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=www.posterplanet.net/tv/images/tv-glee-finn-hudson-poster-TR6215.jpg&imgrefurl=picclick.com/TV-POSTER-GLEE-FINN-370373825314.html&usg=__TDZqgLNGNQFKWfUQMDBLHgksBzI=&h=449&w=299&sz=34&hl=en&start=16&zoom=1&tbnid=64pyG925elM_eM:&tbnh=146&tbnw=97&ei=Uic-Tb3dMcH7lwf8o6TqBQ&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfinn%2Bhudson%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26biw%3D1004%26bih%3D612%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C367&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=657&vpy=203&dur=109&hovh=275&hovw=183&tx=91&ty=141&oei=TCc-TcvHO4P88AaVjdWsCg&esq=2&page=2&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:16&biw=1004&bih=612" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">This makes me feel beyond perv-tastic because the character's a sixteen year old boy. However, I found out through obsessive Internet stalkage randomly overheard the other day that the actor is actually a week older than me, so I feel a little less Mary Kay Letourneau, which is always a good feeling. :o

CheerfulYank · 25/01/2011 01:50

Mmm, now I can see it! I do like a bit of Vince. Well done!

minimammoth · 25/01/2011 09:00

As you gals know, I have no hormones at all, but even I would like to see either in my life drawing class.Grin

minimammoth · 25/01/2011 09:01

cheerful yank. forgot to give you a cackle for 'protein shake'

Hullygully · 25/01/2011 11:58

On Sat eve I spent the night sitting opposite an overweight man in a starched shirt that curved shiny, tight and white over his large belly while his red face beamed above it, who gave me the eye all evening, in a very non-offensive, dh sitting beside me kind of way, but oh how depressing - this is what it has come to.

Where are the lithe muscled tanned intelligent admirers of yore?

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CheerfulYank · 25/01/2011 16:01

Sigh...I know it, Hully. I distinctly remember feeling actual irritation toward the bevy of gorgeous boys who were in hot pursuit back in the day, when I was not haggard and dumpy as tired as I am now. If I'd known how far the mighty would fall I would have rolled up my sleeves and waded in with abandon!

It actually was funny, mini, but I've learned not to encourage him. :)

pagwatch · 25/01/2011 20:52

Oh look at you all, don't you look lovely this evening.

Ahh, gluten free cakes - how lovely.

Are we all happy. Rest of mn is as mad as all fuck at the mo so I am pleased to hide sit here awhile

Gleekfreak · 25/01/2011 21:04

Am a newbie, am I allowed to sit here with a small sherry?

MadameDefarge · 25/01/2011 21:29

May I offer you a glass of ratafia, dear Gleek? How wan you look under your wimple...

Jins · 25/01/2011 21:36

I'm going to rest my weary feet here a while too.

Can't believe I got involved in a discussion about bloody Aldi. It seemed safer than many other threads though

pagwatch · 25/01/2011 21:58

Hello gleek, welcome!

Have some frangipani.

I have to swoon. Have vomiting dd.

Have to say though ds1 got offer from Exeter, which has cheered his gloom enormously.

Grin
pagwatch · 25/01/2011 22:01
Umami · 26/01/2011 07:21

Oh hurrah for offer from Exeter!

Have we any of those ratafia biscuits around to go with the drink?

When do we continue our tour of the colonies? We've been in the South an awful long time. Perhaps we could go and do a bit of Dallas over in Texas? Or perhaps New Orleans? Hollywood?

Umami · 26/01/2011 07:54

I am so sorry, where are my manners? Hello Gleek! Welcome to The Hall. Have you breakfasted? Perhaps a veal cutlet and a pint of porter?

Hullygully · 26/01/2011 08:24

Lo all, lo Gleek, welcome.

Rah rah for DS1, Paggy, and gentle pats for pore ol DD.

I love Texas, it's one of my fave places.

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minimammoth · 26/01/2011 09:01

Hello Gleek, Hully and Umami. Any devilled kidneys in porridge. I like a bit of fusion.
May I offer my congratulations to the Pag-son and also soothings for Pagd.

Texas hmm. I confess I know little, only heresay from travellers.

Jins · 26/01/2011 10:15

Morning everyone and welcome Gleek.

Shuffle up a bit and pass the kedgeree please.

Congratulations on the offer and hope the unpleasantness ceases for DD pag.

Texas? Not been personally but I'm weary of my stays and never got the hang on being a lady so I'll give it a go. If we're doing Dallas then I'll have to scrub up a bit

Hullygully · 26/01/2011 10:23

I can thoroughly recommend the pints of frozen daiquiri followed by a bit of Texan two-stepping with delightful cowboys in stetsons calling you "ma'am" in that pleasing drawl.

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