to say that you've gorn and done it again, IPOAT?

[Hullygully]

Weddings.

We.end.with.weddings.

Not monkey shit.

Gerald was originally a gerbil

I fear I may faint.

Tis all too much for a lady to bear.

Yak milk is more effective than canasta for embarrassing itches of a feminine nature.

Oh yes, Cutlass Lester...ah, pore ol Cutlass was oft confused - much like myself by Gibbon cutting and pasting that GERALD WAS ORIGINALLY A GERBIL AND THEN SAYING I WAS WRONG

Nothing beats Maiden Juice for those deep, fungal irritations

I do believe there was a hamster, possibly called Nigel Lydia Gerald Faux Pas VI, though I may have paraphrased slightly.

even Ms Mary has to pay the rent, Umami

Nigel Lydia Gerald Faux Pas VI

And how is your infected foot?

You toy with me woman, you plan to make me question myself and doubt myself that I go completely mad, am banished to the attic and no longer wash my hair.

I will see you sent to the sanitorium before that happens. Beware Hully man stealer. Consumption is rife at present.....

I still think the duel between Abercrombie and er, daren't risk a name, was our crowning moment of posting interplay.

Yes, we need her whip hand and steely eye.

YOU SAID GUINEA PIG!

(this will be much like the famous 'we were on a break!' from friends won't it)

Huzzah!

Er, were you the cousin?

Are you saying Nigel the electrical Giblet was named after a hamster?

I rather enjoyed my escape from punishment at the hands of the Monagasque Ambassador. That was a fabulous episode.

Indeed.

And your point is? [indignant]

I have no point, dear. I am blunt to the point of utter uselessness.

A Greenhorn Asks:

why are these threads not kept in a safe place where noone ever goes, for ease of reference, and to avoid these unseemly- not to mention unladylike- spats?

I suggest Gifted and Talented

or Motoring

(is there a Motoring?)

...Needlework?

N-n-n-n-no Ma'am, j-j-j-j-just a poor officer in Captain Darcy's company, ever d-d-d-d-d-devoted to you.

Most of them still exist for reference, except the ones we foolishly left in _Chat. Which includes Monaco's Got Talent, I think.

The threads, or Scrolls, are guarded by Mimi and parsed by Widow. I hope. They would be good in style and beauty with all our lovely frocks.