to say that you've gorn and done it again, IPOAT?

[Hullygully]

Weddings.

We.end.with.weddings.

Not monkey shit.

It is beyond such tawdry and mundane descriptions as afforded by adjectives

Is it, then, a hyperintelligent shade of the colour blue?

wot, not even <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=images.npg.org.uk/264_325/5/4/mw02854.jpg&imgrefurl=www.npg.org.uk/whatson/exhibitions/2002/george-romney/emma-hamilton.php&usg=__WxgUNZqjn5FZYRDmDlMKBYJ2H8w=&h=324&w=264&sz=29&hl=en&start=0&sig2=u25ig71tJDoRJzqxbN3zyQ&zoom=1&tbnid=22zVyxVVC2QRlM:&tbnh=124&tbnw=115&ei=Y7RbTZ_XGM6ChQe57MzmDA&prev=/images%3Fq%3Demma%2Bhamilton%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1436%26bih%3D705%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=237&vpy=224&dur=11934&hovh=249&hovw=203&tx=90&ty=156&oei=Y7RbTZ_XGM6ChQe57MzmDA&page=1&ndsp=39&ved=1t:429,r:11,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">diaphanous??

No. It is called Eau de Hully

But it looks better on me because I am thinner and prettier.

psst- Gibbon- I do so hate to tell tales, but I hear that MsMary has purloined your Ode To Gerald and passed it off as her own! Even now it is flying off the stacks at St Paul's Churchyard- and like to become the No 1 Pamphlet of the week!

...and good for you, Jins

the only interview I'm likely to get in the next five years will probably be in a police station

tsk

I hope you have 24 hours to spare, Shiney, while she goes over the basics with you

I resemble that remark, young lady

Tis but whimsy and mimsical flights of fancy. Tis play and delight and soft spoken curlicues.

Anyway, there's no point me going over the basics - I keep getting it all wrong - apart from rodent species...HAH!

This thread means whatever you want it to mean shiney. [deep]

That's gibbon wisdom btw. We are the wisest of all the apes.

MsMary will pay dearly for her plagiarism.

I am outraged. It's the yak milk. Since she started to drink, she has lost all morals.

Shiney, don a crinoline and rest a while on yon chaise. A handsome gent will be by shortly that Gibbon will steal, Widow will murder and Pag will stuff in a trunk.

Tsk tsk

you said guinea pig!

And look how hairy MsMary grows.

and you are the man stealer!

Gerald was a guinea pig - Umami said so, so ner.

Are you completely delusional woman?

she said gerbil [deadpan]

I did't realise MsMary pamphleted about such light-hearted matters as gerbils.

When I have twins, I shall name them Mimsy and Whimsy.

Now whatever happened to dear ol' Rochester? And Minty? And Cutlass Lester? And Abercrombie?

'And I would like to confirm, as Avid Reader of the Scrolls, that Gerald was originally a gerbil, but I think memory has bestowed hamsterhood upon him. And I reproduce here, in memoriam, Gibbon's original Ode to Gerald:'

Canasta!!!!

I have no embarrasing itch Madam

Please don't fight, gels. It will get the gentlemen's fettle up.

see! see! she said gerbil again!

tell her widow, tell her!