to think men seem to have taken to MN in their droves recently......and I don't like it

[LadyBlaBlah]

Every thread I go on, there are men putting forward their opinion

I have enough of men in RL. AIBU thinking they should bog off to DN or go play the X Box or something?

or denying the experience of people caught in a downpour on the Iberian peninsula would be a 'Raininspainsplain'

shrieking and jumping on chairs woulld be a ....nah forget it.

also, I don't own a drove, so I can't really take to, or from, anything in it.

There's no men on Mumsnet. Just a lot of ladies pretending to be men. Have you never seen the Life of Brian? Pan and UQD and 'Mr' Beta and sitting at home wearing fake beards and burping and pretending to fancy Katie Humble for kicks. Weirdos!

I was too polite, BTP....

I am waiting for a chance to use 'manslation', Lenin

I know. I am such an alpha bastard.

Yeah, and your Ex being a patronising git would be...Oh, wait.

Oooh. Manslation though. I really like that one.

Nagathon- a prolonged period of female 'commenting'

You see, I think "manslation" is actually quite witty and sounds a lot less forced. It's a genuine play on words. Plus there's the opportunity to use it in a positive/humorous way too, rather than just being derogatory.

Truckulent - I think some men see the whole of Mumsnet as a nagathon. Particularly the feminist section.

Truly absurd, HB. Men on here won't stay here if that was the view. Most other men will not have heard of mumsnet. I suspect it's a slur to make you more satisfied in your views.

nagathon is about as credible as mansplain.

The difference with nagathon, is that most people would immediately recognise what that meant. Because derogatory words for the way women talk, are ten a penny.

And I suspect most men don't stay. I suspect most women don't either. So not so absurd.

Penisprivilege or cockbenefit- the state of being advantaged for possessing a todger.

we differ, then, HB. Most men couldn't give a rats arse about the feminist section as part of MN.

Lenin - yes, as I ahve said already, and see it happening most days.

I prefer Pansplain! Reasoned, illuminating, balanced, concise and always interesting!!