To think swinging is URRGH!?

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There is are two couples on This Morning just now talking about their love for swinging. They're just your normal looking every day couples. One couple own a swinging hotel and they do to clubs.

I find this really sleazy and just plain weird. She's saying that it's really common amongst primary school teachers too!!

Eeeew I bet they'll be swapping after the show.

AIBU to think this is a very strange thing to do and be so open about?

I have a great sex life with my dh and fancy him like mad but I can still see the appeal of swinging because sometimes I think of hot monkey sex with other people would be quite nice , as my dh says we are still human and there are bound to be other people we will fancy at some point or other . Swinging to me seems to be a way of indulging these fantasies and staying with the person you love . If both people are entirely happy and not the type to get jealous I say go for it . I also would not care if my ds headmaster was a swinger he is still human , as long as it doesn't happen in the classroom it's not my business .

what's wrong with droitwich eh??

Oh so glad to see Brian and his balls here!

Hot monkey sex? WTF?

my balls get everywhere

some bloke came on my pcv clad leg once at the Rubber Ball, grossed me out.

bupDont you know what hot monkey sex is?You have led a sheltered extistence.

When I say hot monkey sex I mean wild swinging from chandeliers not actual sex with monkeys I'm not that weird haha ,

Some swingers look less attractive than monkeys.

Oh dear Brian - you should have reported him - very strict 'no play' rules at The Rubber Ball... strictly a visual spectacle only.

doesnt cum play havoc with the sheen on your pvc tho?

I agree with the "stupid hair" comment

af what comment was that is it worth scrolling back and interupting my fish cakes

it was LeQ's comment

she said that swingers often have stupid hair (and by inference) ridiculous fashion sense

and I agree

I mean latex is soooo 1986

and white mini skirts ???

wtf

Bleurgh! Boak.

You people watch your DHs lap at other women's fanjos!!!

I really can't see how this is all going to go work out.

To fb; what happens when you're like 55 and your DH finds a younger swinger who loves it up the wrong'un?

I don't disapprove, but can't see how marriage works in this situation.

yes the women often look like the queen (not le queen)men seem to be stuck in a 70,s time warp.Im sure there are many attractive swingers but not the ones that appear on mainstream tv.I wonder if doggers are morte asthetically pleasing.

I bet there are a fair few medallions on display

Think Phil off Eastenders!

so, No

Peering - we did but he scarpered. I thought he was just adjusting his trousers but alas no, he was having a sly shufty

Went in my friend's hair gross.

I almost made my own faux pas by trying to help the poor unfortunate lady who was hogtied in the women's bathroom. It was not a woman and she didn't want to be untied, oops...

I know I'm middle-aged because I look at those links and all I can think is how impractical the furniture looks

I agree it is judge and be judged on here, it isn't long before a swinger finally utters the word vanilla making the assumption that people who aren't multiple fuck receptacles in sticky carpeted nightclubs must only have missionary position sex with their husband, or possibly lie under a white sheet with a hole cut out of it on a Friday.

To me it isn't the mutual sex issue or infidelity it is the risk. FB is scanning and vetting the people for mutual respect and safety. In a swinging club there is no guarantee, how do you know the background of anyone, they could be out of prison, or enjoy the risk of bareback, sabotage the complimentary contraception bowl, misunderstand the code words accidentally on purpose,, carry a disease knowingly....the list of risks is endless.

There is a poster on here, won't name her to embarrass but she went swinging to please here older husband and still 8 months later is trying to get rid of a nasty dose of candidia. Then another poster told us about a particularly menacing lesbian who insisted on fisting her and she got a particularly nasty disease, and Yet another who went with a friend who got bullied and abused into something by a friends owner of the club.

But above all that...it is just so, well, suburbia isn't it, a fucking buffet lmao!

PS Reality I thought that - this is from Liberty Elite:

"DRESS TO IMPRESS !!

Smart Casual Please

Shirt, trousers and shoes for gentlemen.

WE DO NOT PERMIT JEANS AND/OR TRAINERS.

Ladies are also welcome to bring something to change into - perhaps to tease the gentlemen."

Presumably because men need a great deal of stimulation to get aroused, whereas us birds can be turned on like kettles ...

binfull, I "recognise" every one of your sad examples there

I judge bad fashion...after that I don't actually wanna know

I just know I ain't going anywhere where they have sticky carpets, pleatherette furniture and furry men lapping other women's clits

my own clit cringes at that

ah the dress code is why they all look 70's
Who the fuck goes to anight club in trousers shirt and shoes these days?
I am still annoyed at the suggestion i am boring and only have a shag on a Friday.Do they not realise the tv is quite good on Fridays,why would i waste my time shagging?

Sexy people my arse, it's just like Alvin and Sunny from the league of gentlemen....

Jump leads for 2? Can do.......

I suppose the Ginger room Is a good idea though, I bet the dyson looks like it's full of fibreglass insulation after it sucks all the ginger pubes up, well after they've removed the extension suction nozzle from an octogenarian QC's cock of course.

The swingers club near my workplace (in Switzerland) advertising fondue! Boiling liquid cheese, spikey forks,low hanging dugs ouch....what a combination!

Never mind tripping over those low swinging bollocks - like two cricket balls in a sock.

Wait for it.....blah blah blah old people are entitled to a sex life blah blah blah....