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to LOVE Jeremy Kyle

63 replies

bupcakesandcunting · 13/01/2011 10:11

Not the man himself, he is a mouthbreather. But the show is HILARIOUS! I'm supposed to be doing housework but I've sat drinking tea and roaring with laughter at Jezza since I dropped DS off a pre-school Blush

It's ace though, isn't it?

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ShirleyKnot · 13/01/2011 10:12

He. Is. The. Devil.

You are going to get your arse kicked from here to breakfast time.

charliesmommy · 13/01/2011 10:13

was the chinese man the babys dad? I have had the remote wrestled off me and some bloody home buying programme put on...

bupcakesandcunting · 13/01/2011 10:13

I'm sure I saw you on there the other week, Shirl.

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bupcakesandcunting · 13/01/2011 10:14

The result isn't in yet charliesmommy. Will keep you posted. I think not though, that kid doesn't look mixed race.

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deemented · 13/01/2011 10:15

It's car crash TV at it's best.

YABU though.

charliesmommy · 13/01/2011 10:16

Thanks bupcakes Grin

ShirleyKnot · 13/01/2011 10:17

I am Graham, and so is my wife.

GlynistheMenace · 13/01/2011 10:20

I love watching JK

Gives me a warm smug glow, safe in the knowledge that I would never lower myself to go on there, even though i think it would be a 'good one' Grin

bupcakesandcunting · 13/01/2011 10:21

Ah Graham Stanier aka "The Genius".

Genius my fucking cheeks. Any old goat can come on going "yer miserable cos yer drink and yer drink cos yer miserable" that's all he does.

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xstitch · 13/01/2011 10:22

It makes me feel for a short time that I may actually be a decent human being.

superv1xen · 13/01/2011 10:22

i LOVE jezza k

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wheresmejumper · 13/01/2011 10:24

Is NOT the childs biological father!!!!!

GlynistheMenace · 13/01/2011 10:24

He ISN'T the child's father Grin

who'dathunkit eh?

bupcakesandcunting · 13/01/2011 10:24

I live in the Black Country Blush and often the contestants are from round here, showing themselves up. Dirty proles.

Gareth the chinese man is NOT the father, charliesmommy. Chav babymama has gone off crying. Jezza consoling Gareth.

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irishqueen · 13/01/2011 10:24

YANBU! Jezza rocks. My local poundland has an access all areas jeremey kyle dvd with unseen footage for yes 1 uk pound but I am too ashamed to purchase.

irishqueen · 13/01/2011 10:24

YANBU! Jezza rocks. My local poundland has an access all areas jeremey kyle dvd with unseen footage for yes 1 uk pound but I am too ashamed to purchase.

charliesmommy · 13/01/2011 10:29

Well who would have guessed he wasnt the dad.. lol. Didnt really need the DNA for that one..

bupcakesandcunting · 13/01/2011 10:29

What?! We don't have any Jezza DVDs in our Poundland. FGS, part-timers. That would make an excellent and thoughtful present for birthday OR christmas.

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SerendipitousHarlot · 13/01/2011 10:29

I have a little bit of a crush on JK. I'd like him to throw me down on the bed and shout 'MADAM, YOU'RE A DISGRACE!' Blush Wink

bupcakesandcunting · 13/01/2011 10:32

Oh no, I have some shameful crushes )Mandelson, David Jason, Michael palin) but would not touch Jezzer with a 60ft bargepole. I bet he cries and rocks back and forth after sex.

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GandalfyCarawak · 13/01/2011 10:33

YABU YABU YABU YABU YABU YABU YABU.

He is a pompous arsehole. It is said that the show's aftercare that he goes on about so much is utter shite.
Also, I get really pissed off with the whole "why don't you get off your backside and get a job?" thing gets on my tits.
Firstly because, oh, a job like you have, Jezzer? Bear-baiting? Starting fights? Being smug and arrogant? Secondly, there is currently a huge problem with unemployment in this country with people really wanting to work and being unable to get a job- I don't think they need a clueless orange wanker telling them what a drain they are on society.

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lexxity · 13/01/2011 10:33

YANBU, I bloody love JK. It's my guilty pleasure. Like my friend says "remember, that those people are wearing their best clothes" and "however bad it gets you could be on JK." Grin

ShowOfHands · 13/01/2011 10:33

I can see why you'd watch it. The world's a difficult place, you have a lot on. JK is like free anaesthetic, numbs the senses and the intellect to the point where you no longer care.

bupcakesandcunting · 13/01/2011 10:34

As disclaimed in my OP, I don't like Jezza. I just like watching the fighting leggings wearers It's fun, innit?

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GlynistheMenace · 13/01/2011 10:38

Grin muchly at the 'best clothes' comment Grin

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