to LOVE Jeremy Kyle

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Not the man himself, he is a mouthbreather. But the show is HILARIOUS! I'm supposed to be doing housework but I've sat drinking tea and roaring with laughter at Jezza since I dropped DS off a pre-school

It's ace though, isn't it?

YANBU I love it too. Me and a few mates once went and sat in the audience on a show about porn stars. Well funny.

There were DNA test results too and the baby wasn't his even though everyone was rooting for it to be.

It's not as good as Jerry Springer...I've never seen anyone get punched on Jeremy Kyle...

On Jerry Springer, WTF happens when people in the audience get up and strip and dance round the pole on the stage? WTF is that about?

Hahaha and at wanting to have the sex with JK.

He would totally shout out "mummy" at the point of orgasm.

*whispers...I have been in the audience for a 'Vanessa' show...years ago.

It was a bit too serious way back then, I left feeling a little bit 'dirty' like a peeping tom

I love Jezza. Don't see it too often but it is car crash tv. Always get a bit embarrassed when its some skanky Scot who gets all het up and then only a small percentage of people watching can actually understand what they are saying.

Fucking hell, Shirley, you've made me feel a bit sick... It's not really that I want to have sex with him, even. I'd sort of fuck him out of spite

bupcakes I agree about the Jerry Springer thing. They all get their tits out for the audience and I have NO IDEA why....

My best mate got tickets for the Jezza show and she invited me to go with her (her DH is a drugs worker and he helped a kid that got sent to him by Graham the fecking Genius, that's why she got them) Couldn't get a babysitter for DS. Was fuming

The reason jezza is so aggressive on stage is because he is impotent. I reckon.

Clearly Jerry Springer has moved on since the last time I saw it, whose getting there tits out?

Plus, I watch it to make myself feel superior. Am on half a days leave today and have made a mental note to watch the double repeats this avo

Every time I've caught Jerry Springer in the last couple of years, some slaggy old yokel upstanding member of the community has got her tits out for the lads.

TBH Trisha has been a bit of a revelation. The guests on Trisha make the JK guests look like members of the Bloomsbury Group sitting down for high tea at The Grosvenor.

On Trisha, they keep the guests being spoken about by another guest on stage in this holding pen. They get so worked up that they start kicking and banging on the doors to get out, going wild like animals.

HelenLG you must watch Jerry Springer. It's not even attempting to come over as realistic anymore. Audience members get up and strip and pole dance, contestants get their flanges out. It's a circus.

He is the actual epitomy of a bully. He's all shouty aggressive "my name on the wall shut up you put something on the end of it I'm a tax payer" until someone actually stands up to him and says "Who the fuck do you think you are?" and then he's all "I know it's hard but I've got to tell the truth sweets and its hard but this is my job PLEASE DON'T HIT ME"

You can watch it on itv.com. They have weeks worth of them on there. Handy to know should the long lonely hours between 10:30am on ITV and 1:30pm on ITV2 drag too much

JKS should be sponsored by Special Brew, because 9 out of 10 guests on the programme have been more or less washed on stage by a tidal wave of the stuff.

JK must wake up every day and say 'thank god for alcoholism' because without it he wouldn't have much of a show.

Why eople would want to ait their dirty laundry on TV is Beyond me but it does make for great TV its even better if the people live by you and you know them

Did anyone see it when that scrawny ratboy chucked the envelope at JK's bonce? He SHAT himself and his hair looked daft.

I think JK wakes up every day and thinks "time to put on my human mask again...bwahahahahaha!" while eating a baby for breakfast and poking sinners up the arse with a trident.

Thing is, JK is tiny. If you ever see him standing next to a human, he's miniscule. I can understand why it scares him if he gets aggression back from his, er, "guests".

I have always fancied Jezza although i hardly watch the show as i cannot stand the 'contestants'!and the same topics. DNA, has he/she cheated, drug/alcohol addiction.

Goofy Trisha ia a bit better. Is that still on?

I am sure Jezza, was a radio DJ here, in the West Midlands, presenting a 'relationship problem' genre of a show!

He was great whenever i tuned in, albeit very rarely.

Ooh I watched Jerry Springer for the first time in years today.

A mum was sleeping with her DDs 19 yr old boyfriend- she gave him the midnight special apparantly, which involved removing her false teeth (which she demonstrated) for BJ purposes. Barf. She offerd JS one, but he didn't seem to keen. Steve offered to hold her teeth too.

Hate JK though- wish his dad had "put something on the end of it!"

LOL He got "your mummed" Ha ha ha ha ha ha for shame!

Then he tries to brush his hair down whilst looking nonchalant/not afraid.

too keen even.