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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

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AIBU to want to Shag DD's Teachers brains out!

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MumsName · 11/01/2011 21:58

Name changed for obvious reasons.
He's so dreamy and amazing with kids and handsome and oooohhhhh!
Needless to say he's on my mind when DH is getting busy! Oh I'm so naughty. But he's so nice!
I wish he was my teacher meow!

Surely I can't be alone in having a bit of a lust for a Male teacher...

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Goblinchild · 11/01/2011 22:01

Is normal.
They have to be polite and interested and talk to you when you corner them. They have little choice if you ask for a meeting, need to be able to create a relationship with you to do their job properly.
Poor buggers, some of them have nightmares about over enthusiastic mothers.
Same as a good-looking young priest.
The rest of us old bats tell them it's one of the hazards of the job.

SycamoretreeIsVile · 11/01/2011 22:03

I'm still reeling from the fact your school has any male teachers.

Goblinchild · 11/01/2011 22:05

Ours has 5, and a caretaker.

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MumsName · 11/01/2011 22:06

He's the only one, but you only need one when he's sexgod, you could almost feel the dissapointment among the other mothers when it was revealed which class was going to be his this year (there are 3 classes per year) Guess I got lucky!!

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SarahStrattonsBaubles · 11/01/2011 22:07

DDs Headmaster is phwooar. I could do v v bad things to him. And do. In my dreams.

Adversecamber · 11/01/2011 22:07

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MumsName · 11/01/2011 22:09

His voice is like chocolate, I wonder if he'll be able to tell I'm lightheaded and almost fainting when he's talking to me at parents evening. I hope I don't let it show...
GoblinChild, got any tales to tell us about your schools Male teachers to get a perspective from the other side?

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Goblinchild · 11/01/2011 22:14

I sometimes sit in as a chaperone.
I had a teacher climb out of my window to avoid a particularly persistent fan.
I've helped people rearrange furniture to give them an appropriate setting for a meeting.
I once sat on a colleague's lap and kissed him in the pub to distract him from heading over and telling a mum what he really thought. (Years ago and all of us very drunk)

The serious stuff involves extreme jealousy from teacher's partners and marital decay.
Or affairs that end badly.

Goblinchild · 11/01/2011 22:15

Too much gin, I apologise for the apostrophe.
teachers' partners.

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MumsName · 11/01/2011 22:16

Oh no I'd never destroy a marriage, and I love my husband to bits, he's just tremendously tasty.
I havent had enough contact with him to be labelled a crazy stalker yet, but now I'll know to try and avoid looking like one thx!!

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Goblinchild · 11/01/2011 22:18

It's the patting and touching and the invasion of personal space that's a giveaway.
If you just lust from afar all will be well.

Caz10 · 11/01/2011 22:18

Aaah I clicked on this to see if it was some tasty Dad posting about me

Back to the marking then, sob...

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MumsName · 11/01/2011 22:19

You sound like you're full of seedy stories and just holding out on us :p

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Booandpops · 11/01/2011 22:25

I reckon it stems from senior school all that frustrated hormone thing going on!!! School brings it all out again

My dd is recept at mo. Lady teacher . Yr one have a rather dishy young male. Fingers crossed she gets him next Yr!!

Goblinchild · 11/01/2011 22:29

'You sound like you're full of seedy stories and just holding out on us :p'

Catfight in the carpark?
With screaming and hair-pulling and the police called?
Catch me at the weekend in the pub and buy me a pint.

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MumsName · 11/01/2011 22:32

Maybe I'll take you up on that one day! The parents in my class all seem too friendly for that kind of thing but I guess men can bring out the worst in us!

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ostracized · 11/01/2011 22:38

They have to be polite and interested and talk to you when you corner them. They have little choice if you ask for a meeting, need to be able to create a relationship with you to do their job properly.

I had a crush on a teacher at dcs' school for three years - he taught one dd first and 2 years later the other one - didn't do the patting, touching and invasion of personal space thing but am embarrassed to think he must've known about my crush as I sometimes used to literally lose the ability to speak! Oh well - must be a confidence boost as well as a hazard of the job???

ostracized · 11/01/2011 22:40

Did also at one point ask if I could volunteer this year in the nursery (I asked last year when my youngest dd was still there) as I knew I would not really see the staff there again just remembering that! Anyway have not followed that up this year (not that they were beating a path to my doorway because they weren't ) as don't want to be a weird kind of loony person, and am volunteering in year 3 instead (am doing course to become TA).

mamatomany · 11/01/2011 22:43

We have a delicious poor sod new teacher at the DD's school all the mums are drooling over, he's really young too so it seems wrong on so many levels.

Vajazzler · 11/01/2011 22:43

I had a crush on dd's teacher last yr who was ds1's teacher the year before that. He was v v dishy but unfortunately gay :( Didn't stop me dreaming naughty thigs about him though! Sadly he went off to a swanky private school in london in september.

wuggglemump · 11/01/2011 22:48

Hmm, well I thought this about DD's teacher a couple of years back, but then he came to an occasion wearing a gay not so nice jumper.
He was clearly gay someone with bad fashion sense.

Perhaps this guy is also gay trying to repel you?

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MumsName · 11/01/2011 22:51

Is it me or does there seem to be less Male teachers in primary education than when I was younger...

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Maylee · 11/01/2011 23:02

I am so

Is he married? I give you permission to pass on my details

Catnao · 11/01/2011 23:05

This man had better not be my partner! Oh, no, wait, it's OK, I just went and had a look at him...

Now shall we get onto the subject of tasty DADS?

solo · 11/01/2011 23:07

I was 14 last time I fancied a teacher...he was fabulous! mmmmmmm!!

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