AIBU to want to Shag DD's Teachers brains out!

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Name changed for obvious reasons.
He's so dreamy and amazing with kids and handsome and oooohhhhh!
Needless to say he's on my mind when DH is getting busy! Oh I'm so naughty. But he's so nice!
I wish he was my teacher meow!

Surely I can't be alone in having a bit of a lust for a Male teacher...

The ones that drop their children off before heading to the gym?

Oh yes.

AIBU to want to move DS to a new school with loads of fit teachers and dads?

There was one dad of a kid in my class who used to see mee quite often after school...sadly about his daughter's work , and I could never stop the blushes starting the minute he walked into the room....

Look - I got so unecessary thinking about that poor chap that I typed "mee"

We have a wide range of enticing accents here as well, one dad has a beautiful, rich Welsh voice and very good eye contact.
Easy on the eye too.

There are some astonishingly good looking ones where I work. We were at a hb saying to his wife as they were leaving parents' eve, "for gods sake woman, you were all over him, leave him alone... poor bloke" and one very red-faced male teacher.

Dh has a small fan-base, mostly deranged.

very good eye contact

I had no idea they were onto us when we were lusting for them... I guess its rather obvious. God I love the way he wears his tie.

My partner also has a fan base - it's being in the minority of young men at school, innit?

They would go off him if they lived with him - he is a complete hypochondria, MUST go to the gym AT LEAST 5 nights a week, even if we have no food in the house, and I can't bloody drive, so THAT'S convenient, and I am convinced he has Asperger's syndrome to boot.

Weirdly, strangers comment on how charming and laid back he is....

(I like him really).

God I bet his results of 5 nights a week at the gym are simply terrible for you! :p

Yep - have to wait ages for my wine, junk food and fags to be delivered...also takes about an hour and a half to "get ready" to go out. To the supermarket. Am going to point out his bald patch one of these days...;)

There is a female teacher at my school who is impossibly glam .

The dad's who are her fans (lots) are VERY easy to spot!

"dad's" ?? at that one!

"Watch your apostrophes - 4/10 See me after class!"

You can spot a teacher a mile off :D

DS's female [then] Yr 1 teacher (v young, slim & pretty) dressed in a 'Mrs Claus' outfit on the last day of term. V short red skirt and tall black boots. The dads doing the drop off couldn't believe their luck and the mums were all livid!

Female "then"? Is she a "changed person"?

I am the envy of many mums at DDs school. There is an extremely handsome young man who teaches in her year group. And he has been to my house for dinner.
DD also gained status for this, many of his pupils think he is gorge. He is too.

I had a college lecturer tell me he loved me once! Totally without warning!! I didnt know what to say so i changed the subject! He didnt pursue things further!!