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To think my Mum is just...yuck!

65 replies

DisgustedDaughter · 08/01/2011 20:44

My dad died several years ago, and my mother was recently taken in to hospital for a few weeks (nothing serious) and asked me to look after her cat and two dogs. Before handing over her key, she said to not look in her main bedroom wardrobe, which of course made the curiosity kill me! I lasted a few days before taking a peek and what was in there was horrifying!
First there was a rather large poster of a well endowed and erect black man on the inside of the door, other things in there included an extremely large bottle of Tracey Cox Supersex Lube and ...it makes me cringe to think about it... an EXTREMELY large black dildo and a top shelf Magazine of Interacial Porn. I know that she's a grown up and allowed these things, but My father was both small weedy and white... I can't help but find this fact funny, even if it is inappropriate! AIBU in being completely freaked out by a mother who I thought was thrilled most by crochet? Eeek!
P.S. Name change to protect her identity more than mine...

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tigerchilli · 08/01/2011 20:46

Zzzzzzzzzz

rdmommy · 08/01/2011 20:47

oh no poor you! you shouldn't have looked- thing is your mom shouldn't have said don't you probably wouldn't have gone near the cupboard. I'll always remember finding the adult channel card on top of the clock in my lounge when i was 15- couldn't look at my mom and dad for at least a week! eewww!

mutznutz · 08/01/2011 20:47

Lmao all power to her Grin

SecretNutellaFix · 08/01/2011 20:48

Hahahaha. You were told not to go in there. you deserve everything you gotGrin

It's just fantasy- don't you have a fantasy nloke? Do you not masturbate/ use toys to help?

Plumm · 08/01/2011 20:48

YABU. Respect your mother's privacy.

ShowOfHands · 08/01/2011 20:49

It's the dogs I feel sorry for.

borderslass · 08/01/2011 20:50

YABU you shouldn't have looked besides how do you know they never used these 'toys' together.Grin

cantspel · 08/01/2011 20:51

at least now you know what to get her for her next birthday

DisgustedDaughter · 08/01/2011 20:51

The dete on the magazine was last September... So I hope they didn't use THAT together :O

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Whatevertheweather · 08/01/2011 20:51

Biscuit 3/10 op

NadiaWadia · 08/01/2011 20:51

Troll. Racist troll as well...

DisgustedDaughter · 08/01/2011 20:52

I'm not being Racist! Its not the fact he was black that makes it yuck you knucklehead!

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ssd · 08/01/2011 20:52

showofhands Grin

activate · 08/01/2011 20:52

she has stitched you good Grin

is she the type who likes to wind people up - because this sounds perfect to me (I mean after all how hard is it to move poster and things and not to make comment in first place

usualsuspect · 08/01/2011 20:53

is this supposed to be funny?

DisgustedDaughter · 08/01/2011 20:53

Lol activate if she had more money it's exactly the kind of thing she'd do!

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MsKLo · 08/01/2011 20:55

Oh come on you lot saying she shouldnt have lOoked... Who could resist when someone says something like that?

It is funny OP! Poor you!

PotPourri · 08/01/2011 20:56

sorry but LOL. Put it out your mind and never mention it again. If your mum asks if you looked and you can't hide it, then simply say it's none of your business - but next time don't tell someone not to do something specific.

TattyDevine · 08/01/2011 20:56

Its not racist and I can't see why she's a troll FFS - she might be but this is the kind of thing that just could happen.

Stranger things have!

DisgustedDaughter · 08/01/2011 20:56

Oh God she is going to ask me about it I just know it.

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TotorosOcarina · 08/01/2011 20:57

Hahahahaha

I remember finding a big, veiny, peach cock in my mums drawer when i was about 11, I was like WTF is this?!

Years later my sister did the same thing but with MY vibrator that was down the side of my bed when I was 15!

She only confessed recently.

I keep my collection well hidden now I have kids.

DisgustedDaughter · 08/01/2011 20:57

AIBU in thinking that people throw down Troll suspicious WAY too ofteneasily these days? It ruins threads to have people arguing whether or not someone is a troll or not rather than staying on subject.

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Chatelaine · 08/01/2011 20:58

YABU - Probably a big shock, disappointment, lots of mixed emotions. But you will get over the fact that there is more to your mother than what you thought you knew. Hope she recovers well and has no idea of your discovery when she returns home. Put it out of your mind.

DisgustedDaughter · 08/01/2011 20:59

TotorisOcarina until theyre old enough to go looking what you have said on your mumsnet account! Whats said on Mumsnet STAYS on mumsnet. Think about it.

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WillYouDoTheDangFanjo · 08/01/2011 21:00

YABU she trusted you not to look and you betrayed that trust. It's a bit rich to take the piss out of her sex life on top of that.