My dad died several years ago, and my mother was recently taken in to hospital for a few weeks (nothing serious) and asked me to look after her cat and two dogs. Before handing over her key, she said to not look in her main bedroom wardrobe, which of course made the curiosity kill me! I lasted a few days before taking a peek and what was in there was horrifying!
First there was a rather large poster of a well endowed and erect black man on the inside of the door, other things in there included an extremely large bottle of Tracey Cox Supersex Lube and ...it makes me cringe to think about it... an EXTREMELY large black dildo and a top shelf Magazine of Interacial Porn. I know that she's a grown up and allowed these things, but My father was both small weedy and white... I can't help but find this fact funny, even if it is inappropriate! AIBU in being completely freaked out by a mother who I thought was thrilled most by crochet? Eeek!
P.S. Name change to protect her identity more than mine...