To think my Mum is just...yuck!

[DisgustedDaughter]

My dad died several years ago, and my mother was recently taken in to hospital for a few weeks (nothing serious) and asked me to look after her cat and two dogs. Before handing over her key, she said to not look in her main bedroom wardrobe, which of course made the curiosity kill me! I lasted a few days before taking a peek and what was in there was horrifying!
First there was a rather large poster of a well endowed and erect black man on the inside of the door, other things in there included an extremely large bottle of Tracey Cox Supersex Lube and ...it makes me cringe to think about it... an EXTREMELY large black dildo and a top shelf Magazine of Interacial Porn. I know that she's a grown up and allowed these things, but My father was both small weedy and white... I can't help but find this fact funny, even if it is inappropriate! AIBU in being completely freaked out by a mother who I thought was thrilled most by crochet? Eeek!
P.S. Name change to protect her identity more than mine...

The human imagination is a marvellous thing, is it not?

good on your mum i say

Not as bad as my mum calmly telling me 3 years ago when she was 74 the last time her and my dad [who died 5 years ago this April coming] to quote 'made love' I nearly crashed the car

Good on her - hope I'm good to go at that age. YABU for looking when she asked you not to, but I think my curiosity would have gotten the better of me too.

I also found my mothers dildo in the under drawer divan when helping her put the ironing away. I was 13, and various magazines under the bed which my brother and I used to read and giggle over while the vibrator buzzed in circles over the floor or underwater in the ensuite sink!

My karma arrived when my ds4 proudly announced to the cleaner from the agency we used to use that "mummy keeps Mr. Shakey in this drawer with her knickers"

I hope she was only Polish speaking and not pretending for the sake of embarrassment......

YABVU

Just becasue she is your mum and older, doesn't mean she doesn't feel desire or have fantasies.

I hope one day she repays the favour and looks through your bedroom wihtout your permission.

It is kind of sad that everyone finds this so funny.

I think it outrageous for the OP to go snooping in her mother's cupboards especially when asked not to! And then to be so shocked about what she found - aren't old people allowed any privacy, or - whisper it- sexuality?

Pandora's box. You only have yourself to blame!

Well if your Dad was weedy, maybe she fancies a nice big cock for a change - let her go!

what A1980 said = and yes YABU and nosey

What's funny is that the OP has got exactly what she deserved by looking where she was told not to look :o

It is not in appropriate for your mother, age is irrelevant when it comes to sexual fantasies and anything to do with sex.

Dont mention it to her she probably be embarassed.

Hey DisgustedDaughter YABVU

How dare you look where your Mum had expressly asked you not to? You are a disgrace and obviously your Mums trust in you was sadly misplaced.

No matter how old she is ,she has every right to do whatever she pleases in the confines of her own bedroom .

I cannot believe that you not only lied to her but have gone on to try to make her a laughing stock on the internet.

What a poor excuse for a loving daughter you are.

Blimey bluddy, she is in hospital. She's not dead!

The bad thing about the op after the snooping, is more to me the fact that she finds it " horrendous" and that also she has to keep emphasising the interracial or race element to her mums fantasies.

Technically your mother is single and allowed to get pounded by any race/creed/ or gender she pleases.

More so bluddy, if you think about it.

If she was bereaved she would have to go through her mothers things.

I am putting it in respect of my own mother who was so bloody holier than thou, nosed through and read all my diaries and teen love letters (oh and thought it was hysterical to bring them up over mealtimes with the family - guffaw feckin guffaw) was judgemental of all, who were, of course beneath her, and also extremely racist.

If we still had contact and she begged me not to look in her wardrobe I'd use dynamite to see the contents

Op's mum however may not be as much of a biatch!

Definitely a wind-up,surely?

I can accept the dildos & mags but, the full-size poster blu-tacked up...??? Just sounds a bit fishy!

However, I'm a suspicious type!

No zondra I completely agree with you, but let's just humour the nice daily mail journalist.

ShowofHands

I don't care if it's a wind-up, yours is post of the day

weedy men do have big cocks I find. Or maybe it's an optical illusion...

Oh hobbgoblin, I think I want to go down the pub and have a few jars with you, and bluddy of course!

And yes when they are large (in proportion) , they are always an angry puce colour and sort of bouncily erect, IYKWIM!

Why did you look in her wardrobe when she told you not to? - she obviously knows you are nosey as hell, knew you'd look and set up a little surprise for you.

RandyMum 10 - DisgustedDaughter 0

What a heap of tosh!