3 things Id never know about you

[NorwegianMoon]

I am unsure to whether this has been done before but here goes mine...

1. I had a near death experience

1. I saw a UFO fly over my house

1. I am a Muslim

now go!

1.I've slept with 2 slebs
2.I have had 2 transplants
3.I have worked as a psychic

1. I had my first play performed on a professional stage at the age of 13. However have not written anything for years as am too scared of failure.

2. Standing at the edge of a volcano's crater, it erupted; I was hit on the back of the neck by a flying pyroclast and knocked unconscious- DH leapt off the crater's edge 'James Bond' style head first down the mountain... we're both fine.

3. My FIL was assassinated.

Love this thread!

OMG Laquitar that is hilarious!!! Are you famous or did they think it was cheri blair hehehe

I don't look, dress or behave at all as you would expect from my user name. If I was in a Fellatio identity parade you probably pick me last.

I'm very good at general knowledge and music quizzes. (providing it's not University Challenge) On low-brow trivia, I am shit hot.

A weirdy perv tried to abduct me when I was 7 or 8, and I and didn't tell another soul for about 30 years. My mother still doesn't know.

(I escaped intact and unharmed, so all is well.)

1. I went to the 'fame' school in new york city. I was in the drama department with some folk who are famous now. I am not :(
2. I met my husband while living across the hall from each other in Amsterdam in apartments above whores rooms in the red light district. you could hear them working through the vents.
3. I went to a hippie college for my degree. there were no grades and only 21 people in my graduating class.

Haha tjackson "And now they chase me".

What else can you expect from someone with stairs in the kitchen?

unpsychicsally, i bloody look better than her

1 I once woke up in the grounds of a monastry in the ukraine. No idea how I got there. (the monastry-not the ukraine)

2I have lost count of how many sexual partners I've had.(before DH-only him since 2002)

3 I have a very irrational phobia of frogs

1. Craig Charles once asked me for a blow-job (OK so some selected MNetters already knew this but it's not common knowledge)

1. I once had to explain to Prince Philip what a car jack was and what you used it for

1. I met my DH on a dating website and married him 19 months later

partyof52010 me too with your number 2..so pleased its not just me

Blatherskite, number 2 says a lot about this country. {wink]

1. I can strip down an SA80 A2 Rifle in 30 seconds. Takes me longer to rebuild it though.

2. Someone really famous once asked me for drugs - and I didnt recognise him!

3. As a teen I had a secret relationship (deep and meaningful just sex) with someone mildly famous (80s band)

I was trilingual at the age of 6

My great-grandfather was the suppposedly the tallest man in Ireland when he was alive.

I was conceived in Greece and born in Holland to an Irish mother

I want to go again! Have thought of better ones - my last three were rubbish!

1. I once got chased by a monk.

2. I have a mild version of the condition where you can't recognise faces - can never remember what it is called.

3. I have an internal soundtrack.

1. I was abducted when I was 3

1. One of my pupils doesn't work. At all.

1. I have 3 potentially life-threatening medical conditions. If they ever all strike at once, I'm fucked.

I can hear my dead grandmother talking to me when I drop off to sleep. Yes it's weird, but very comforting.

I am a counsellor

I have lived in 13 different houses by the time I was 25

Laquitar....

21 quid for the special licence and a topshop frock!