3 things Id never know about you

[NorwegianMoon]

I am unsure to whether this has been done before but here goes mine...

1. I had a near death experience

1. I saw a UFO fly over my house

1. I am a Muslim

now go!

I once walked up a street in Notting Hill stark naked with two friends (also naked). It was 3am and we were high on acid and ecstasy. This was many years ago and is now mortifying to me.

I have the private phone numbers of 2 A list actors in my phone and quite a few B list

If I could afford an 'extreme makeover', I'd do it in a heartbeat.

I love my DCs more than I ever dreamed was possible.

That's four. I know.

Shimmery, how very Tomb Raider/MI5 agent. Love it

bearskin- thought you might be Charlotte Church!

Kenobi - I'll defo be coming to your house then if you can survive the apocalypse!! can't remember what thread was called. Will look

This thread is brilliant! I love it!

And so many UFO sightings! More details please

Respect to kenobi for inventing the 'oh fuck rucksack' :)

Blimey, can't hold a candle to these - every post's a novel here.

1. Allegedly I'm descended from a 17th century buccaneer and explorer.
2. I have one weird fingernail that doesn't work properly.
3. I helped to build a dry-stone wall in Ennerdale.

oh f* rucksack link for kenobi

do fingernails 'work'?

"if something huge was about to happen"
or words similar....following on from various nuclear holocaust/zombie survival threads AFAICR.

1. I cant have different foods touching each other on my plate (my dcs call me a freak!!)

1. I have been married twice and sadly divorced twice (well almost, will be in a couple of weeks)as both exh's had affairs.

1. I had to have fertility treatment to have my 2 dcs

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/what_would_you_do/1075736-If-something-HUGE-was-to-happen/AllOnOnePage

I used to have a phobia of trains

I have low self esteem and am socially anxious but people who don't know me very well would never know it

I have had four step parents & am about to acquire one more

Damn, beaten to it by vintageteacups

Some of these are fab!

1. I have been the victim of a random assault more than once.

2. My ex boyfriend's ex girlfriend is romantically linked to a member of Take That

3. I used to be a model (catalogues mostly, nothing too impressive!) but turned down A LOT of glamour work!

just call miss admin

1. i married my husband 10 days after meeting him - have never told the children this!

1. i love to dunk cheese sandwiches in tea

1. i have a disease i cant spell

the only person who wouldnt be in serious danger of death by shock after seeing the box of tricks under my bed is my dh - hehe

1, I am Psychic,did'nt discuss it with my parents for years.Thought they'd think I was nuts (blush).They'd known since I was 2!(shock).

2.I am also what's known as a medium.Both of these gifts (curses?) have passed on to all 5 dc in varying strengths.

3.I became seriously ill last year and am now dissabled but you would'nt know to look at me.And I can heal other people but not my self :o

1. A bit similar to your no 1.
2. People get shocked that i have OCD
3. I have a photo of me taking the rubbish out by paparrazzi. I look like Cheryl Blair on that photo. Actually worst. I had a fag hanging of my lips aswell.

I love this - and I'm so gad I'm not the only person who has pretend conversations in her head. My three are:

My husband left his finacee three months before their wedding for me

I have been flashed at by a neighbour when I was in my teens (well a bit more than that - he was playing with himself - urgh)

My bottom has never quite been the same since I had my daughter 18 months ago.

1} I have my gold duke of edinburgh award.

2} I got bitten by a horse as a child and now they chase me.

3} I've met loads of famous people due to my old job.

Mine arent as exciting as most of yours lol

ezzie you must have great organization skills

1. Colin Firth told his sister he fancied me.
2. I have had a job interview today.
3. I really, honestly, hand on heart, don't like cake.

aaaarrrrgggghhhhhh

Loving this thread

1. I once turned down a job working for Pavarotti.

1. My brother once tied me up in a sleeping bag, rested a piece of wood up against my back and used me as a ramp for his motorbike.

1. Sir Walter Scott is an ancestor.