3 things Id never know about you

[NorwegianMoon]

I am unsure to whether this has been done before but here goes mine...

1. I had a near death experience

1. I saw a UFO fly over my house

1. I am a Muslim

now go!

I also hate talking on the phone and have to write down everything I say if talking to banks or whatever. When I applied for my passport there was a problem and I had to ring up and was so scared about it that my sister pretended to be me. I was there at the time so I could help her out in the background.

If I am out for a drink with my DH and I need the toilet, I send DH to find where it is and give me exact details about the route I have to take if I have never been in the place before

I realise I have a problem and need therapy by I would break out in a sweat if I made an appointment

1. A man butchered his wife & 2 children in the house opposite ours. He was a dentist & his surgery was attatched to the house. The family wasn't discovered for 2 weeks.

1. I have joined the mile high club.

1. I vomited whilst giving a drunken blowjob

I have 2 dc,despite 2 consultants telling me I'd never concieve and if I ever did,it would be very dangerous.

I knew I'd marry DH the first time I set eyes on him.

Despite appearing very outgoing,I am extremely shy and have a huge inferiority complex.

Gold - i just cannot say the word femininity no matter how many times i try... (just as well i'm quite butch then....)

I don't like playing computer games but love watching friends/DH play them.

I have five wisdom teeth.

When I was 12, I found a book in my school library which seemed to have a pencil portrait of me on the cover. It looked exactly like me, even down to the way my hair was at the time. One of my teachers pointed it out as it had freaked her out so much.

geezmyfeet mine was tested by Mensa formally after my brother did a test and got a v high result (158) , I have also had the tests during a promotion selection process at work.

ooh, I've decided to 'oust' my boring 2nd one about the ancient rellies, instead.'

1. I once spent a whole day thinking that dh had accidentally dropped a concrete bomb on a cow shed in Arizona, turned out not to be him.

aStar - I recently found out I have no wisdom teeth & never did have

Okay, here goes:

1. I was the subject of a 3-year-long custody battle when I was in my teens and made legal history when it was finally over.

2. I am very double-jointed and can do the splits, put my feet behind my head, etc and used to eat with a fork with my feet as a child

3. I was left-handed as a child, but my mother "switched" me because in her day (and a different country, I wasn't raised in Scotland) it was a sign of retardation.... mind you, in her one-room schoolhouse when she couldn't recite her lessons properly the teacher would cane her and it was only discovered years later that she needed glasses. Ah, the good old days.

I want a second turn too...

1 At 7, I was abducted by a 'bad man'.
2 I was born during a hurricane.
3 A guitarist from a very famous 80's/90's band asked me to go home with him during a party at a fellow band member's parents' house. I said no.

1. As a kid, I used to eat raw liver (can still remember the taste)

1. I kissed Robert Smith from out of the Cure (before all the make up)

1. I have just found out I have a simion line too

kickassangel - maybe I've got one of yours then

I have a tooth on my jawline (inside obv) - i can feel the lump and xrays of my face are very bizarre. At least my skull will look interesting

Here's mine

1. I was in Russia when the Chernobyl nuclear disaster happened.
2. I work as a telephone counsellor for Childline
3. I once played tennis with Bjorn Borg

My name is engraved on a microchip that was blasted into space by NASA in the 90s, as part of an outreach programme for aliens.

I saved a stout old lady from falling down the stairs at the RFH by catching her in my arms, thus saving her hip and possibly her life.

I hate pigeons and will cross the road to avoid them.

kickassangel me either! I don't have any at all, which saved me some pain. I don't have any adult canines either though, still just the milk teeth as there are no adult teeth in the gums to push them out.

I've got no wisdom teeth either. Found out when i went to Uni and my new dentist did a full set of new x-rays. He called me a "higher form of evolution" I don't need them so I have evolved not to have them

I'm having another go too

I was married to a gay man for many years
I don't believe in God but I prayed when I went into labour
I have an IQ of 148

"1) I was in Russia when the Chernobyl nuclear disaster happened."

So was I.

"I've got no wisdom teeth either."

I had 8 wisdom teeth removed. My surgeon went mentioned something about evolution.

8! Surgeon!!

I'd rather be my side of evolution that yours otchayaniye

Blatherskite I was told that by my dentist after x-rays too. We should have our own 'more highly evolved gnashers' corner

Blatherskite, I had the 'higher form of evolution' comment too (also have no wisdom teeth :))

I was once invited to be a 'wife' of a wealthy Saudi business man. I declined.

I broke/ fractured 4 vertebrae and literally cracked my skull in two pieces. I am very grateful for each day that I live and breathe despite having had some bloody awful times since.

I am in love.

I have many to pick from;

1. my grandad was good friends with the krays

2. my nans side of the family is related to royalty in south africa.

3. my cousin was murdered by her husband whilst her children watched