We have been snowed since late November with only three days respite a fortnight ago. The car is stuck on the main road at the bottom of the hill a mile away.
My children are revolting.
DD (7) is v v upset as she misses her dad (long story but basically she can't visit him atm and he refuses to visit her) - she is behaving atrociously and tried to run away yesterday to find him. In the dark and the snow, when it was -2 outside. DP had to spend an hour looking for her.
DS (5 months) has got a horrible cold, is teething, and having a growth spurt as well. He spends most of the time making a noise like a Very Pissed Off cat. My nipples and ears feel like they are going to drop off if I get bitten once more or hear any more fucking yowling. Nothing consoles him - not the sling, not the boingy chair, not the jumpy-doodle bouncey toy, not the buggy, not being cuddled, not calpol.
I have just got my first period since having DS. Deep joy. My mooncup doesn't seem to fit properly anymore
The bastard dog shat all over the carpet after eating the compost 
. Managed to find an offcut to replace it and then the baby shat on the new bit. Clearly I am not meant to have a decent hygienic floor.
At least I have brandy...