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to think what is the point of pannetone, and other POINTLESS Christmas foods which we are conned into buying

270 replies

GetOrfMoiLand · 20/12/2010 17:03

What is it for.

You are just conned into buying great big pretty boxes of boring dry fruit bread.

Tell me anyone if you actually eat all your pannetone.

Ditto wierdo cheeses (rhurbarb stilton for example) and 4-packs of dip.

OP posts:
cumbria81 · 20/12/2010 17:34

wtf is pannetonne?

LoopyLoopsOfSparklyFairyLights · 20/12/2010 17:36

I love panettone.

The three Christmas foods that are totally vile are xmas cake, xmas pudding and mince pies. Vom.

HouseOfBambooootiful · 20/12/2010 17:37

Moondog - I do make my own salsa, and v nice it is too. Sometimes I even make guacamole if I'm really pushing the boat out.

I am however a slattern who is easily seduced by a £1 4-pack. There is always some fecker who appreciatively gobbles up lucifer's smegma Xmas Wink

SlightlySparkly · 20/12/2010 17:37

But then of course there are the other things that I only buy at Christmas that really I should eat all year. Namely

Terry's Chocolate Orange - clearly this is the taste of Christmas and is what Christmas would taste like if it were food.

Toblerone - yes another chocolate that seems to pass me by for 11 months of the year only for me to think "mmm Toblerone, lovely" every December.

Turkey. Actually love roast turkey but wouldn't dream of eating it on any other day

Ditto 'pigs in blankets' YUM

And this loveliness shall cancel out the marzipan and parsnips and all will be well with the world

miSaltireandwine · 20/12/2010 17:37

Red cabbage. mIL buys it to bring to our house whenever she comes to visit at christmas and she never eats it and neither does anyone else!Xmas Grin

Christmas pudding - DH is the only one who likes it but he says himself not to buy it, just to buy something everyone will eat

ChippyMinTurnAgainWhittington · 20/12/2010 17:38

FattyArbuckel - in a tin? That's vair posh Grin

ChippyMinTurnAgainWhittington · 20/12/2010 17:39

I would happily live on parsnips and marzipan. Am I weird?

HouseOfBambooootiful · 20/12/2010 17:42

Ooh now I have gone right off Choc Oranges - that orange oil takes the roof off my mouth Xmas Confused

Citrusy chocolate is just wrong.

Blu · 20/12/2010 17:42

I love Pannetone.
Not cheap dry ones, though.

Damp squashy spicy ones which use no marge or diglycerides of this and that.

For breakfast with unsalted butter, or dipped in black coffee. Gorgeous.

pawsnclaws · 20/12/2010 17:43

Hate Christmas pudding, cake and pies.

But most of all I hate the pickled walnuts my mum insists on bringing over every Boxing Day. They look like tiny pickled dog turds.

Clayhead · 20/12/2010 17:44

Blu beat me to it - panettone dipped in coffee on Christmas morning is just about my favourite Christmas treat.

Got to be the good stuff though.

BelligerentYhoULE · 20/12/2010 17:47

Gah - have chocolate oranges got much, much sweeter and nastier in the last few years, or have my taste buds changed?

LetThereBeRock · 20/12/2010 17:54

Brussel sprouts.They're disgusting.

Christmas pudding and Christmas cake.They contain raisins and candied peel. Enough said.

Marzipan. Vile is too weak a word.

Terry's chocolate oranges. One of the worst things one could ever find in one's stocking.

StarlightPrincess · 20/12/2010 17:55

I don't eat any of the 'traditional' Christmas foods- they are all vile!

TheCrackFox · 20/12/2010 17:56

I too find chocolate orange far too sweet and kind of fatty tasting, too. Used to love it.

I find a lot of Christmas food to be vile - I am not keen on mince pies, Christmas cake and Christmas pudding but every year I end up eating some to keep people happy.

superv1xen · 20/12/2010 17:58

its minging.

another pointless christmas food is those horrible, weird, dense gingery cakes with thin white icing on. they are usually star or tree shapes.

LetThereBeRock · 20/12/2010 17:59

I forgot mice pies. Raisins again.

HouseOfBambooootiful · 20/12/2010 18:01

oh yes those weird gingery things - look much nicer than they taste and should packaged only as tree decorations or something.

Quattrocento · 20/12/2010 18:02

Cyb - can I have the recipe?

FakePlasticTrees · 20/12/2010 18:02

Panettone - surely breakfast food for that rubbish week between Christmas and NY, ideally with fresh black coffee? Somehow it feels less naughty than having left over chocolate cake or Christmas pudding for breakfast....

superv1xen · 20/12/2010 18:02

to the poster who hates pickled walnuts, i LOVE them Blush am i weird?

BelligerentYhoULE · 20/12/2010 18:04

Oh I love those gingery cake/biscuit things - are they lebkuchen or something?

Aims80 · 20/12/2010 18:04

Mmm love panetone.

Ormirian · 20/12/2010 18:05

I think the point of panettone is to keep it for 20 years and then use it a a loofah.

HouseOfBambooootiful · 20/12/2010 18:05

I've never tried a pickled dog turd walnut. Am curious now. Do they taste of vinegary walnuts?