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to give the tree surgeons earl grey?

50 replies

FakePlasticTrees · 16/12/2010 13:33

Not the greatest trauma in the world, but we're having a couple of dead trees cut down, and I've just realised we're all out of normal tea bags, only have earl grey. DS is having a nap, I'm rather reluctant to get him up to go to the supermarket.

Do you think it would be bad form to give them earl grey tea for their next round of brews? (we've already done 2 cups of tea) We also have green tea, but I can't see that being any more popular...

(if it makes it any better, I could give them jaffa cakes to go with it)

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LetThereBeRock · 16/12/2010 13:33

YABVU.Earl Grey is vile.

DiscoDaisy · 16/12/2010 13:35

We only ever have Earl Grey in our house so no YNBU!

FakePlasticTrees · 16/12/2010 13:36

It is, isn't it? We only have it in as my mum insists on it.

Right, it'll have to be coffee, hot chocolate or them waiting until DS has woken up so I can get to the shops....

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nickeldonkeycarrymary · 16/12/2010 13:37

why don't you ask them?
"earl grey, coffee or hot chocolate?"

of course, they might piss themselves at that pretentiousness Xmas Wink

Xmas Grin
LetThereBeRock · 16/12/2010 13:38

You might as well offer it to them.Perhaps they'll lack tastebuds and actually enjoy it.

NinkyNonker · 16/12/2010 13:38

Oh, can I have it? I love it and we're all out.

Longtinsellyjosie · 16/12/2010 13:39

This is the most middle-class AIBU ever!

MrsChemistrySetInMyStocking · 16/12/2010 13:39

Add milk to it and I bet they'll just think your tea tastes a bit funny.

walkinginaWUKTERwonderland · 16/12/2010 13:40

I'm pretty sure having a manual job doesn't preclude a person from enjoying pretentious drinks.
They probably will hate it though, but that's because it's horrible.

LetThereBeRock · 16/12/2010 13:44

What's so middle class about Earl Grey tea? It's just tea,admittedly horrible tea,but still just tea.

FakePlasticTrees · 16/12/2010 13:45

Well, yes, it does sound pretentious - but whenever there are 'tradesmen' in our house they either deal with me who seems to morph into Margo Leadbetter at the sight of a white van, or DH, who's slight Kent accent becomes full on estuary, like he's auditioning for a part in EastEnders....

Renting was easier. (and I got to eat my own jaffa cakes)

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ItsJustMyOpinion · 16/12/2010 13:50

I would not give my worse enemy earl grey tea....But you could offer it, or offer coffee instead??

Chil1234 · 16/12/2010 13:54

The very nice man that decorates my house from time to time is a total coffee snob. Has a v posh machine at home, he was telling me, and gets his v posh coffee beans from a particular importer. So I felt more than a bit inferior offering him my instant Kenco!! Just give them the heads up on Earl Grey... it's not to everyone's taste.

Indith · 16/12/2010 13:58

Dh only drinks earl grey (when not drinking coffee). We have different stashes of tea. Red berry types for MIL, red bush for her dh, citrus types for my mum....around both my homebirths this got expanded to include "normal" tea for the MW Xmas Grin.

Pretend you are out of tea and offer them a coffee.

stubbornhubby · 16/12/2010 13:59

earl gray IS normal tea in my house.

RevoltingPeasant · 16/12/2010 14:00

My mum had builders in for several weeks last summer, and my DSis did an experiment on them whereby she offered them a different blend of tea every day and then saw how many repeat cups they accepted.

(Yes, we're a slightly weird family.)

Anywho, turns out Assam won. Whoda thunk?

Also my dad comes from one of the roughest estates in the Midlands and he drinks Earl Grey, always has.

noddyholder · 16/12/2010 14:03

No they want pg tips with 3 sugars

Poledra · 16/12/2010 14:08

Offer 'em a slug of whisky in it to keep them warm, and they won't care if it's Earl Grey or Tesco Value.

FakePlasticTrees · 16/12/2010 15:29

DS woke up so I went for "i'm just popping to the shops, the coffee machine is on, help yourself or i'll do a brew when Im back. bye"

I now have some normal tea.

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MissAnthropy · 16/12/2010 15:36

Earl grey

8 days till pay day and we're all out. It's the best kind of tea.

My 3yr old is a sponge to the ponciness though and totally embarrassed me in a café yesterday. MIL v kindly took us out for lunch and dd told the waitress I only drank earl grey. They didn't have any. DD reassured the waitress that in an emergency I'd have lady grey or rooibos.

FGS.

tinkertitonk · 16/12/2010 15:36

Whisky + chainsaws = emergency room.

Sorry DS woke up, this thread was fun.

PuppyMonkey · 16/12/2010 15:41

If you gave me Earl Grey tea without warning me or asking me first, I'd spit the revolting stuff in your face and then leave without ever returning. Grin

The default position to take at all times is that people don't like it, IMHO.

Poledra · 16/12/2010 15:42

Good point, tinker - I really didn't think that one through, did I? Xmas Blush

Indith · 16/12/2010 15:55

Of course what we are neglecting here is that all tea is revolting and the only hot drink to have is hot chocolate.

Cafe direct San Cristobal made with full fat milk if you please.

FakePlasticTrees · 16/12/2010 15:59

Oh FFS - So I made them a brew, and it seems they drank said brew I'd stressed over and left straight away, leaving some other bloke to grind the stumps.

If anyone fancies a brew, I have both normal and earl grey, with green tea for the freaks.

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