... to change the dog's name to 'Nipples?'

[NemoTheRedNosedFish]

And make dh walk her in the park everyday.

"Come back, Nipples!"
"Nipples, where have you gone?"

mwah ha ha

YANBU. I still want a new dog to call it 'Taxi' after a thread on here.

Do it! Do it!!

How about Mojo?

I had a friend who called her dog Shit, because thats all it did as a puppy. Oh imagine the fun taking that dog for a walk in the park.

Exactly so, BeerTricks, a la Austin Powers.

I managed to dissuade my mum from naming our dog Nina.

Imagine wandering around the park shouting "Nina nina nina nina..."

DMC - my stepfather had a dog called Taxi. Now he has one called Woman. Next one will probably be Timber.

We had cats called Spit and Polish. Luckilly the neighbours already thought we were weird and never batted an eyelid at shouting those names out the back door.

If you lived near a golf course, 'Fore'

As a child we had 2 dogs, a (black) Scottie called Chalky and a (white) Westie called Ginger. Caused a fair few double takes that did...

Deifer is the only possible name for a dog :)

My dd had a teacher called Miss Nicoles who she innocently called Miss Nipples for a whole year.

[fevilgrin]

What a disgusting suggestion. In my day dogs had sensible names like Rover

I like human names - Brian esp.

Or Keith...

there is a dog at puppy class called simon, love it, and we met a yorkie oh hols called dave

Our cat is called Immac.

I want to get a dog for the pure joy of naming it Geronimo.

We used to have a cocker spaniel. We called it Daniel.

I wanted to call our dog Nigel when I was a teenager but my mum went all soppy and named it after our dead dog from my childhood.

I like daft or human names for animals - my cats were Jasper and Jasmine. My friend's Yorkshire Terrier was called Killer and her cat was called Gail because it had a really triangular face and looked like Gail from Coronation Street

I had a friend with a Rabbit named 'Roadie'

Was short for RoadKill :)

Lol...we have an English bull terrier called ninja, or "ninje" for short...easily mistaken for another similar word when out!

One of my cats is called Bill?
He looks like a Bill.

A friend of mine called her dog "go away" (In a foreign language) If she was her in England it would sound like this when she calles her dog back: "Go Away come back!"

i knew a woman who called her cat 'pussy' and used to ahiut 'Pussy, Pussy' from her top floor window!