... to change the dog's name to 'Nipples?'

[NemoTheRedNosedFish]

And make dh walk her in the park everyday.

"Come back, Nipples!"
"Nipples, where have you gone?"

mwah ha ha

used to ShOUT, i mean

Southmum - my chocolate lab is called Brian ( after Brian cough)

Clough not cough , oops!

My daughter called her cat Guess, as in whats its name - Guess......

a dog should always be called gary