To think there is some misuse of the Pombear going on?

[ShanahansRevenge]

People seem to be dealing them out as though they were bicuits! They're not!

I thought they were to be used during those times when there was some extreme "Middle Class arsey-ness" going on..or am I wrong?

Can anyone actually tell me what they are for?

Or AIBU to be such a pedant?

Yes...I want the twat! I want the twat!

The bear is all very well in its way, but I still feel strongly that what this site really needs is an [evil] emoticon - a little grinning devil face, with horns (pitchfork optional).

MUMSNET HQ ARE YOU READING THIS?

Again though...the devil could look far too CUTE!

Fish can't be pregnant - they put eggs into the water and then they get fertilized by swimmy sperm. So no such thing as pregnant because they don't grow babies inside them and don't even have fertilized eggs inside them.

PerArdua! Someone at the meet told me they always thought I was Trillian Ad Astra so I have borrowed an Ad for a bit, but I thought the only Ad was you :)

I dont really understand the bear or the biscuit.

Can we have a "feck off" emoticon?

Please?

I think MN really needs a devil face and a twat face too.

"Of course, the whole idea of a pregnant goldfish being called a twit, twat or twerp is a joke based on there being no such thing."

They lay eggs. I just wasted 10 minutes googling this only to feel a bit of a twat myself

Trillian - I found your thread - my expectations are much lower than yours

I think we need to spam site stuff topic for a twat emoticon until they cave the bastards

Come on

Come ON mnhq.

We await answers.

• where is my twat?

• what does the bear mean

• when is the bear going to fuck off out of it

• where is the ARSE emoticon

• WHY do fluffy twats get what they want but LONG TIME posters get repeatedly ignored for their requests?

??

Eh?

EH??

EVERYBODY report this thread.

That'ss get their attention

4 YEARS I have been here. 4 YEARS.

I have won best christmas name.

I have won fairy liquid for 6 months a year.

I stayed through moldies, and narniagate.

But this may tip me over the edge.

I have reported your post GetOrf...

Message deleted by Mumsnet.

oi getorf,. I requested the bear :(

reported you getorf...

trill, what did you write?!

stealth, you may have requested it in a moment of madness but they could have said no, like they have done to every other emoticon request for fricking ever

Trillian, you are WRONG about the fish. Google livebearing fish. Your common or garden (or rather pet shop) guppy gives birth to live young, for example, as do some species of shark. Not to mention seahorses, which are fertilised and carried in the male's abdomen - very civilised!

It's something to offer up at a poster who is clearly barmy.

As in yes, YANBU to iron your DH's pants