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To think there is some misuse of the Pombear going on?

137 replies

ShanahansRevenge · 29/11/2010 21:26

People seem to be dealing them out as though they were bicuits! They're not!

I thought they were to be used during those times when there was some extreme "Middle Class arsey-ness" going on..or am I wrong?

Can anyone actually tell me what they are for?

Or AIBU to be such a pedant?

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TrillianAdAstra · 29/11/2010 21:43

Poor ittle Bear

MmeLindt · 29/11/2010 21:45

at how a emoticon would look.

Unless we had a little pic of Simon Cowell.

BearCrimble · 29/11/2010 21:46

The pom bear emoticon is the visual representation of the moment of silence following someone else's intimate personal revelation.

ShanahansRevenge · 29/11/2010 21:46

The ultimate Twat MmeLndt...it would work wonderfully!

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nameymcnamechange · 29/11/2010 21:48

Fgs people, it is SIMPLE. Are you mad?

Biscuit literal translation is "I have no answer" could be read as "the question is so trivial I can't be bothered to answer"

Bear is to diffuse fights and try and distract everyone. As in "Ahem, Pombear, anyone?".

Its not difficult.

ShanahansRevenge · 29/11/2010 21:48

Ah...what the Americans call "A Mind Fart"

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ShanahansRevenge · 29/11/2010 21:48

Last post meant for BearCrimble...x post with nameynamechange!

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TrillianAdAstra · 29/11/2010 21:52

Biscuit from the literal "I have no answer" I also like to use as "I have no answer but I am very interested in hanging around and seeing what other people have to say on the matter"

dearprudence · 29/11/2010 21:53

Correct, namey.

GetOrfMoiLand · 29/11/2010 21:54

Twat emoticon - a little goldfish.

I had it all worked out.

MNHQ said no

MmeLindt · 29/11/2010 21:56

Getorf
Where do you go from to goldfish?

blametheparents · 29/11/2010 21:56

Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear
Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear Bear

So cute!

BearCrimble · 29/11/2010 21:57

The smell? (Sorry, channneling my inner 16 year old boy there).

TrillianAdAstra · 29/11/2010 21:58

Common urban myth in schools that the literal meaning of 'twat' is 'pregnant goldfish'.

ShanahansRevenge · 29/11/2010 21:58

I can't make he connection from twat to goldfish either!

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Ilythia · 29/11/2010 21:59
FanjoForTheMincePies · 29/11/2010 21:59

we HAVE to get a mini Simon Cowell as a [twat] emoticon!!

ShanahansRevenge · 29/11/2010 21:59

Ah! Pregnant pregnant goldfish = twat.

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BearCrimble · 29/11/2010 21:59

Oh it was pregnant camel at my school.

QueeferSantaland · 29/11/2010 21:59

Bear is ridiculous.

A catsbum face, however, would be vair vair useful.

Trop · 29/11/2010 21:59

I hate the bear thing, I wasnt' keen on the biscuit but can see the irony of it.
The bear is just a step closer to fucking txtspk and netfuckingmums.

Stop it MNHQ! Stop it now!

GetOrfMoiLand · 29/11/2010 21:59

Well it is an urban myth that a twat is a pregnant goldfish.

Gawd knows if it is true or not.

MonkeySee · 29/11/2010 22:00

they said no to cute little abusive fishy, and yes to the arsing hideous bear?

it's embarassing.

Trop · 29/11/2010 22:01
PerArduaAdNauseum · 29/11/2010 22:01

[more tea vicar?]