..to wish the rude cow in our office would spend less time on MN and more time doing a spot of work?

[MaryPoop]

...am just hoping she will read this, actually.

Silly rude cow.

I thought we were friends, Mary

ooh you have an office cow, i'd love an office cow

S'not me!

not me I dont have a job, I can mn all day if I want to.

Nor me! I'm at home.

oooh is it me?

ah sorry.

go make us a cuppa tea-girl.

Oooh- is it me? Am shamelessly not working hard enough today
DUnno what's up with me...

Snot me!!

It's me! It's me!

meow OP, meow

Yes altinkum, ironic eh! Ironic that because she doesn't work directly for me, I can't say anything to her - as I'm itching to, so am therefore childish enough to have seen what site she is constantly on!

She is paid as a contractor to do a job - and instead ignores all requests for assistance, knowing she's going to be leaving soon.

Mainly I dislike her because she's sullen and incredibly rude, and if you are reading this - you had better watch your back if I ever get chance to have a word with you.

Ha ha. Evil cackle.

just getting advice on how to deal with colleague personal hygiene problem...

Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I work. I MN at work. I don't work in an office so it's not me.

It's quite a nasty op though, why not just take her aside and have a quiet word if it upsets you instead of trying to draw her into an cat fight over the net?

Maybe she is on facebook now and won't be able to see your urgent message?

Ewwww I hate office politics, and people who slag other colleagues off behind their back.

I'm sure she can't wait to leave.

Wow Mary, you sound charming.

Clearly you must be a delightful person to work with.

Offer round the Pom[bears]s!