To want everyone to stop going on about FUCKING CHRISTMAS ??

[ApocalypseCheese]

There seems to be a theme.

Moan , moan, moan, too much glittery/plastic/uneducational/ugly/ tat

Mil wants turkey, I want spag bol.

Aibu in only wanting wooden toys even tho the dcs will hate them ?

Ex is a twat, he wants to see his own dcs at christmas.

My pil/parents spend too much/not enough

I pnly spend 50p at christmas, you're a twat for spending £500

I spend £500 at christmas, you're a twat for spending 50p.

Pedlars ave run out of hand embroidered blankets, woven between the nipples of 22yr old virgins, what will I doooooo ??

10 year old ds wants a dsi excel/ psp type jobby, I can afford it but it's not made of wood/easy on the eye, nor is it educational, aibu in buying him a chess set instead ?

My dcs will want to eat their selection box on christmas day, I don't want them being obese. Aibu in scoffing the cotents in front of them ?

Enough already, it's not even bloody December !

Ebeneezer!

Here's a tip....don't read these threads!

I love Christmas

YADNBU

however where can I get my hand embroidered blanket woven between said nipples of 22 yr old virgins, and where can I find a 22 year old virgin as I think DP would just love a couple in his stocking this crimbo.

I am a bit of a grinch I admit, last year two people bought me bah humbug hats, but seriously, planning your POTATOES months before ???!!!

Misery. It's a month today, embrace the tinsel :o

I'll track you one down OnlyWantsOne.

rockbird I find it too scratchy, dear do tell me where do you pur-chase yours?

We need a Grinchers thread

No, need two Im afraid, one for DP's needs and one for the washing up.

grinch away my love

I agree. I have a rule never to think about Xmas until two weeks' before.

I ave bought nuffink as of yet, haven't even got a tree, nor paper. The only fun part is running around like a blue arsed fly, give me that joy at least !

There's no need. You could start doing it all now, but why? Concentrated attack nearer the time is more efficient.

Yes, yes. Concentrated attack

All these fools missing out on elbow scuffles, fingers blue with weighted bags, they're all panic dieting whilst wear losing weight doing a sprint towards the latest fad in toys'r'us

No, set one day aside for present buying, get what you can on tinternet (am), one obligatory charge round shops for crap (pm).

One day in supermarket having a breakdown.

One day getting and putting up tree and load of old shitey decs.

Three day job.

To the Christmas-lovers I'd say, you can enjoy Christmas all you like but PLEASE DON'T MAKE IT START IN FUCKING SEPTEMBER. Seriously, are your lives so empty?

We're

UnQuietDad my friend had everything bought and wrapped by AUGUST.Her tree is now up, and she is praying for snow. I nearly cried in her presence, am tellin ya.

UnquietDad - my live is FULL thanks

...full of Christmas trees and presents and tinsel and planning Christmas dinner and crackers and gift wrapping....

YANBU Apocalypse, But now you've started another thread all about Christmas!! You loon

But this is an anti-Christmas thread, it's special

Ahh its a special thread, I get it now

I just think that if you have this much opportunity in your life to start obsessing about Christmas this early - let alone THREE MONTHS early in some cases - then you must have a serious case of Too Much Time On Your Hands.

I agree about september, but surely now isn't too early to get organised..

If I left it to the last minute I'd be so stressed I wouldn't enjoy any of it and that seems pointless.