to want to tie down Gillian McKeith and force feed her burgers

[gobbledegoop]

eewwwwww! She is so skeletal it's gross. Someone please make her eat!!!

Each to their own fantasies, I suppose. Although yours is quite extreme. Have you thought of counselling to get this image out of your mind?

ROLF!! Hmmm i'm not sure counselling would help.... maybe some ECT

YABU. Why waste the opportunity by giving her burgers when you could really make good use of the time by slapping her repeatedly.

OOOH yeah good point!
And has anyone noticed there is something wrong with her back???

as long as you force feed her enough food that she is rendered incapable of speaking for a few days you can give her ought

She has Scoliosis

Ah ok well that's not her fault but she's still a minger!

YABU

Only because we both know that, with something of the air of a perfumed dandy, she would carefully examine and dissect the, erm, results.

You wouldn't want to be responsible for that, would you?

gobbledegoop much as I dislike Gillian Mckeith I thought it would be in your best interests for me to warn you that you are coming across as a bit of a twat.

Thank you.

Read "Bad Science" by Ben Goldacre (or his blog) for a fascinating and highly amusing deconstruction of "Dr" Gillian McKeith

Apocalypse please explain further

And I quote 'And has anyone noticed there is something wrong with her back ???'

Whilst I agree Gillian Mckeith is a pain in the arse I really fail to see what the feck the fact she has a twisted spine due to scolosis is doing in a 'I hate Gillian' thread.

Twatty.

And if you fail to see how that may come across as an 'ohhh yeah, the twisted freak' observation ave a

Apocalypse can I give you a hug?

Thank you apocalypse for your truely inspiring insight, have a

hatwoman this bit here had me giggling...

She talks endlessly about chlorophyll, for example: how it?s ?high in oxygen? and will ?oxygenate your blood? ? but chlorophyll will only make oxygen in the presence of light. It?s dark in your intestines, and even if you stuck a searchlight up your bum to prove a point, you probably wouldn?t absorb much oxygen in there, because you don?t have gills in your gut. In fact, neither do fish. In fact, forgive me, but I don?t think you really want oxygen up there, because methane fart gas mixed with oxygen is a potentially explosive combination

I'd rather ave a thank you all the same

your own little pombear

everyone throw at apocalypse

your own little pombear

Reckon that's pudsey tbh, he will be short lived memoo

Where's the patch then you numpty??

oh I'll be gutted tomorrow if he's gone

Time will tell memoo he's been nice to have around

he has, he reminds me of a teddy my brother had when we were little