to want to tie down Gillian McKeith and force feed her burgers

[gobbledegoop]

eewwwwww! She is so skeletal it's gross. Someone please make her eat!!!

Ha you lot are daft, i didn't say a word about her back once finding out what the problem was.

Can't you handle a bit of light hearted humour or are you all too drunk??

Jingle, you are quite right....

Would you kindly take a break from digging or supplying spades, and explain to me what a pombear is? Is it edible? A toy?

I can't understand what you're saying JingleTits.

"people like you"

yes... particularly clarssssy phrase there.. well done

Loopy calm down now chick

Salty potato or maybe what snack, I believe.

I don't want to force feed her burgers. That would be a waste of good burgers. I just want her off I'm a celebrity. She's not suited to it ,it's boring when she gets voted to do all the trials and she's dragging it down.I don't want to watch someone being miserable.
Thankfully Alison Hammond has come on, she seems to be the opposite. 'Fuller figured', someone who seems to actually enjoy food and life in general.

wheat

lololol Quattro, its a packet of crisps.... its about an very funny old thread.

there you go, it is potato after all.

Jingle, You're nuts!!

Quattrocentro It's a very tasty bear shaped crisp, where ave you been ??

And yes, I am slightly drunk and up for a spot of chav baiting

fatlazy your so right, she is boring when she has to do the task, cant wait to see Alison do one

And yeah ok i retract the council estate comment, that was not called for.

I'm so glad you have admitted that you are drunk apocalypse.... the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem...

Thank you all. I feel enlightened. I've been to lots of places this week but nary a pom-bear in sight. Usually the children keep me in touch with things like that but crisps are Forbidden at home. Dr Gillian McKeith would be proud of us.

But i'm drunk on supernoodles they are the problem.

you are a super noodle! Is that chavy enough for you??