to be most aggrieved that I did not get married off in the last IPOAT thread? Won't someone think of Nigel?

[BeribbonedGibbon]

Well, am I?

Happy New Year All!

Humming to self, scuffing floor with foot,and bursting into refrains of 'will he no come back again'. Tries a round of solo Hokey Cokey...

Fluffy although gib is a daring girl. Have you seen her throw the c-bomb around?

How are we ladies? Well rested after the effort of the Christmas season.

We were much troubled by fevers, coughing and drunken stupor lethargy.

We must begin the year with a trip. Perhaps we could launch a party to find the missing hully? Where can she be? Interestingly I have seen no sightings of the delightful mr deep. Perhaps her Christmas wish came true and she is, as we speak, errm...well...

Anyway. We should surprise her.

Hully is tweeting like a demon.

Johnny pines for absence of Hully

How is everyone? Gibbster, I very much enjoyed my groping. How did Nigella like her very first Christmas?

And MimiLou, how was the Kitchen over Chritsmas? Did you have a delicious festive menu? Were there crackers? Was there pudding? Hope you got at least a little time to yourself.

She is tweeting?

She is lost to me.

Aha! I thought you lot had bleedin disappeared for good an all.

I only tweeted yesterday, Widow, and it was because I was all sad and lonely sans thread. I have yet to discover why Twitter is deemed so fabbalus.

A Happy New Year to you all, my lovelies. Whassup with yous all?

You're all baaaaaack!!!!!!!!

I thought the thread had disappeared for good.

Present for Hully

Tis Johnny's arse allegedly

And where is my gift of an arse?

I demand an arse!

hello all

beribboned's gift

Anyone else for a celebrity arse?

Is that not the same arse that hully got?...from a less intresting angle?

I don't do sloppy seconds

I'm really sorry but pictures of Johnny's arse are in very short supply.

I've got a nice full frontal of Daniel Craig?

Johnny's arse belongs to me.

Step away from teh arse.

I was innocently checking the quality of the arse photo when four 8 year old girls ran in to the room.

They are all going to tell their mummies, aren't they ?

[sigh]

Good job I hadn't posted the spreadeagled Hugh Jackman picture again

Or the Darius penis. Although in fairness that also has an eight year old girl in it so they could share her trauma...

Tell them you are designing an exciting new range of men's lingerie, Paggy. Get them to do some dedesigns of their own! Turn it into a whole arty crafty afternoon, they could even sew them and perhaps wear them home.

I think their mothers wold be terribly impressed.

Gib, how does the Giblet?

What did everyone get for Chrim? I got a giant urn.

Widow, how did you know re my tweeting? Is it your weirdy and advanced puter skillage again?

Who's got full frontals? They'll cheer up the drizzle..

Phwoarrr. Top that.

And look at the ball on this one! Oooo Missis

Where is your pic of you Riv?