I'm new. How long will it be before AnyFucker calls me a troll?

[WestleyAndButtockUp]

Am I right that if the details of my life don't conform to certain standards, she will survey my posting history and announce her suspicions?

Just watched Panorama about taxing food high in sugar and fat.
Doe that include mince pies and cream/brandy butter?.

yes, MD

that a fiver please from all who have partaken of my mince pies

I have my Xmas fund to boost, ya know

[passes Af a fiver that i DO NOT BLOODY HAVE]

{ponders what i can sell to raise money for xmas]

Tippytap -vom some more.

Ooh,'does'.
Maybe not if it's last years brandy butter?

I have not googled ANY of those things! AND I check for the bat before I click on links! HA!

Sorry, I pressed post too soon..

So, in honour of that, May I please have a mince pie?

Bluewaffle sounds like a breakfast item containing blueberries why, why, why did I think it wasn't going to be that bad.

I have previously googled dragonbutter but I'm leaving munting and felching well alone.

can i have a mince pie pleaseee!!

actualy i was asking in another thread where af was as i hadnt seen you posting for a while. everyone ignored me as usual .

is op mw being a cunt as usual?

gino...contrary to popular belief (this thread being an example of one of those) I don't actually spend my life on here

just most of it

have been away from t'internet for a few days, so was a little taken aback by the gobshite way in which I was namechecked, tbh

there is one mince pie left

fight it out, you fuckers....

I will hold your coats

Dons boxing gloves.

Inserts gum shield.

its mine!!!

Bring it on.

bloody hell, there is skin'n'hair flying...

Any more contenders?

Didn't think so.
My mince pie please..

Op, it was me that said your name was weird. The reference to the film is obvious, but it's not witty. Is it a "clue" to you enigmatic identity? I give you 2 for effort

MD...you won a good fight

and christ, you are a dirty fighter

< mops up the blood, clumps of hair and torn fingernails >

Thankyou and thankyou a dirty fighter eh?,i like that.

Note the fingernails aren't mine,i was wearing gloves.

yeah, AFK, kinda lame innit

What did you say to get a mention in the Times anyfucker?

I can't remember, pastyeater

what I do remember though is that they didn't use my name, just used my quote, can't think why