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I'm new. How long will it be before AnyFucker calls me a troll?

199 replies

WestleyAndButtockUp · 14/11/2010 22:59

Am I right that if the details of my life don't conform to certain standards, she will survey my posting history and announce her suspicions?

OP posts:
Blatherskite · 15/11/2010 16:41

AF's quite nice once you get past her posting style :)

MoralDefective · 15/11/2010 16:56

Saw this on here a while back.

'Don't google 'lemonparty''
I did and regretted it..Shock

ApocalypseCheese · 15/11/2010 18:05
Grin
AmandaCooper · 15/11/2010 19:07

After googling "bluewaffle" and "munting" I have lost perspective to the point that "lemon party" by comparison seems suitable to share with my whole family! What's wrong with you people???!

OneTwoBaubleMySanta · 15/11/2010 19:11

I would just like to thank this thread for reminding me about the penguins, despite my phobia of them that thread did cause a bit of wee to come out.

AnyFucker · 15/11/2010 19:52

shiney...I didn't insinuate the OP was you

did I ? Confused

and you seem to know who/what Westley and Buttercup means

I have never heard of these things

well, I know a buttercup is a pwetty ikkle flower you put under your chin to see if you like butter

but that's it Grin

RumourOfAHurricane · 15/11/2010 20:05

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AnyFucker · 15/11/2010 20:07

oh right, not a film I have enjoyed, obviously

but I do like butter

GrimmaTheNome · 15/11/2010 20:30

I've sensibly stayed away from googling any of the suggestions in this thread but just looked for 'Westley and Buttercup'

ParanoidAtChristmasTime · 15/11/2010 20:47

This thread is an interesting study on the total lack of willpower of the average human. I've been studiously googling everything I've been told not to.

BelfastBloke · 15/11/2010 20:49

NeverGoogleButtercup.

And never, ever, ever google Westley and Buttercup.

tippytap · 15/11/2010 20:55

One glass of wine and I'll google anything.........

rushes off to bleach brain Arghhh-FELCHING!

AnyFucker · 15/11/2010 20:55

I googled it.

I got Wikipedia talking about "The Princess Bride", a fairly inocuous film as far as I know.

Am I missing summat ?

expatinscotland · 15/11/2010 20:56

When are you going to offer us a mince pie, AnyFucker? :o.

TragicallyHipPomBear · 15/11/2010 20:56

Yes I was about to ask the same thing AnyFucker

ParanoidAtChristmasTime · 15/11/2010 20:57

The Princess Bride is actually very good in a tongue in cheek way.

AnyFucker · 15/11/2010 20:59

hey, it ain't Xmas yet

keep Xmas in December, ffs

AnyFucker · 15/11/2010 20:59

actually, I have some mince pies...would anybody like one ?

ParanoidAtChristmasTime · 15/11/2010 21:02

sorry

BanjaxedFanjo · 15/11/2010 21:03

Yes please AnyFucker.

AnyFucker · 15/11/2010 21:04

cream, or brandy sauce ?

it's last year's brandy sauce, btw

Ray81 · 15/11/2010 21:14

No selve control here have google everything stupid stupid woman.

{vom in mouth ALOT]

AnyFucker · 15/11/2010 21:16

< stuffs a mince pie in ray's gob >

Ray81 · 15/11/2010 21:19

Thanks AF thats made it sooooooooooooo much better Grin

Can i have some cream with that

tippytap · 15/11/2010 21:21

Ray - Sure you don't want dragon butter, instead? Grin