I'm new. How long will it be before AnyFucker calls me a troll?

[WestleyAndButtockUp]

Am I right that if the details of my life don't conform to certain standards, she will survey my posting history and announce her suspicions?

Af is ace OP YABU

If you thought those googles were bad (I have only done DB myself) then do you dare go here for the final step of your initiation?

What is everyone on?

Is it expensive?

Expensive? No, it only costs your self-respect

Oh, well I haven't got any of that

Troll, leave Anyfucker alone and stop coming on MN with the intention of starting a fight

oh, you troll-hunters will be very sorry ...

Sorry. Been at work.

AnyFucker I am not anyone you have previously 'clashed' with on Mumsnet. Just someone who has noted your style.

Some posters thought my name was weird without recognising the reference.

What style?

I take it you do not know the story behind her nickname either? As AF gives some really good advice and was a big help to me when I was needing support when my marriage disintegrated.

You are a newbie ?

It seems you have noted lots of things, for a newbie

"Some posters thought my name was weird without recognising the reference"

I don't understand that sentence. And what is it to do with me ?

It is considered very rude to negatively name-check someone (particularly for no reason) in a thread title

What were you trying to do exactly ?

You are booooooooooring, sorry.

Westley....Why are you being a cock? Anyfucker has a brilliant posting name and style, why she is such a threat to you I wouldn't know, but you are very odd.

HaHa you're not a 'punter' are you?

JingleTits, munting is the worst.

A friend-of-a-fb-friend updated using the word "felching". That made me sick a little in my mouth.

Nothing he says makes sense. But it's the same pompous tone that ManTroll has in all his guises. Did you see that odd one appraising female tv presenters?

He needs to tweak his meds, methinks.

siney..enlighten me please ?

shiney

this keyboard is banjo'ed

Ah yes, Felching never ever GOOGLE FELCHING GOOGLE FELCHING GOOGLE FELCHING

very clever apocalypse but it wont work with me