to be rather proud of oneself

[loonies]

for achieving my mumsnet challenge of the day, to begin a thread with more than 50 posts. What shall my next mumsnet challenge be?

serious, what next guys?

there, that's another achieved

To start a thread that has a grammatically correct title?

oh, loonies!

you've also started a thread that didn't go the way you planned it!

bless yer little cotton socks!

Have you been accused of trollery yet? - that's a landmark - I will start you off with a ........................

Oooo my first biscuit thanks BooBoo. And my first thanks Kurri. Which thread didn't go the way I planned Nickel? And no Kurri I don't think that I've been accused of being a trolley yet, no.

i started a massive great thread last week - i think it's up to it's max now. i'd better check as i got bored after page 6 and haven't been back to check what happened. it all got a bit heated.

You need to get called a cunt and have a thread deleted.

I'm not sure that I want to get called a c**t Eccentrica. What would I have to do to get a thread deleted? I was thinking of trying to revive an unlikely baby name. Here are some suggestions

Gerald
Nigel
Gary
Gavin
Norman

Barbara
Denise
Maureen
Carol
Deidre

does this qualify for starting a thread about a thread?

is that another achievement jonesy?

ou also need to make discussions of the day and the Talk roundup.

do something extreme. go on.

Absolutely !

Good ideas eccentrica. I thought that the dead dog thread was extreme but obviously not. Thanks Jonesy

Perhaps convincing a flouncer to stay could be another of my challenges

Filling half of the front page of AIBU with mundane threads about aspects of my daily life could be another challenge.

Going on to random threads, shouting FRUIT SHOOTS and then leaving

Saying in context the following

'How very dare you'
'You are a disgrace, leave Mumsnet imediately'

Start a successful campaign to have sticking out tongue smiley on Mumsnet

I've read back and now feel that the FRUIT SHOOTS challenge was a bit of a silly suggestion

Go on every thread and offer random, hard hitting, no nonsense advice
'Kick the fucker out'
'tell her to fuck off'
'leave him, he's a twat.'
'If he was mine he'd be grounded forever and get his arse kicked'
etc.

Actually I think it's all rather silly.

Your thread hasn't even reached a page yet and you are your own prolific poster on it, none of which has even raised a 'lol' yet.

You are actually a bit dull.

the thread I was on about was your bunfight thread.

Luca, now, now, the poor thing is only trying to make friends - if your PFB did the same thing at school, talking lots in order to get someone to like them, you wouldn't tell them off for it would you?

I like the "there, there, people will talk to you if you listen and are nice" method.

still think she's dull, so there

Another challenge could be to act like a star-struck fan if I encounter a member of mumsnet HQ