Meet the Other Phone. Only the apps you allow.

Meet the Other Phone.
Only the apps you allow.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

to want to have Thelma and Louise style sex with Brad Pitt wearing just a stetson?

64 replies

lissieloucifer · 01/11/2010 22:59

dh has just rung to say that he will not be finishing at 11 as he was supposed to but will be working to at least 2am, possibly 6. so I have been watching Thelma and Louise which is the only film I fancy Brad Pitt in (he's too pretty for me) and I remembered watching it when I was about 15 and thinking that sex was like that.

really set me up for a lot of disappointment

OP posts:
AnyFawker · 01/11/2010 23:01

he is mine

I like Brad in everything and in nothing Wink

lissieloucifer · 01/11/2010 23:03

he is sooo sexy in that film, the accent... the body... the tossery bit...

OP posts:
bettiboo · 01/11/2010 23:04

OMG have you not seen Troy? It's one of the sexiest films - a must see on a Sunday morning after a night out on the town and comforting a hangover from hell... made all the more exciting if you've a man in tow!

AnyFawker · 01/11/2010 23:05

everything Grin

He is my free pass shag, and one day I will have him !

Heathcliffscathy · 01/11/2010 23:06

the reason that scene is sexy is because it implies slow, humour, and ability.

it rocks.

and brad is too pretty for me. except in troy. but eric bana in troy is more sexy.

AnyFawker · 01/11/2010 23:07

I'll have both

at the same time

lissieloucifer · 01/11/2010 23:08

oooh, he is quite nice in troy, and fight club come to think of it... i like my men a bit rough and ready.

anyfawker, my free pass is josh lucas and/or owen wilson (i like a broken nose) and michael c hall as dexter.

and gene hunt (but not phillip glenister)

OP posts:
lissieloucifer · 01/11/2010 23:09

sophable, its the whole scene. I really thought that sex was like that! was i disappointed 3 years later?!

OP posts:
AnyFawker · 01/11/2010 23:10

err, lissie, how greedy are you ?

that is four free passes

lissieloucifer · 01/11/2010 23:11

and i promise that i would take full advantage of every single one Wink

OP posts:
bettiboo · 01/11/2010 23:11

You've got 3 for the price of 1 in Troy. Eric Bana is soooo hot, Brad Pitt is beyond hot and even Orlando Bloom got me hot under the collar (I'm keeping it clean).

AnyFawker · 01/11/2010 23:11

good girl Grin

Heathcliffscathy · 01/11/2010 23:13

NO betti. NO.

orlando is never hot. and he is the least hot in troy. he is snivelling grovelling wreck. NOT HOT>

gavel.

BeerTricksPotter · 01/11/2010 23:13

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

AnyFawker · 01/11/2010 23:14

you have 300 free shags ??

bettiboo · 01/11/2010 23:15

Oh come on, there's something hot about Orlando in Troy.... or maybe I just found all the men hot in Troy - actually even Diane Kruger was hot in Troy....

lissieloucifer · 01/11/2010 23:15

betti, i concur with soph. orlando is the least hot person in the world. i am more turned by the thought of george osbourne in grey yfronts and braces.

OP posts:
EdgarAirbombPoe · 01/11/2010 23:15

i would shag PItt with stetson and condom.

not just a stetson.

bettiboo · 01/11/2010 23:16

I can't bear Gerard Butler -that guys gets on my t**ts. He really really annoys me.

bettiboo · 01/11/2010 23:17

I quite like Orlando - there's an innocence I'd like to exploit!

Heathcliffscathy · 01/11/2010 23:19

NO betti. move away from orlando. no sudden moves. if you want to corrupt the innocent then shag harry from one direction fgs.

300 i agree is hot in a panoramic way. but i didn't fancy any particular one of them.

BeerTricksPotter · 01/11/2010 23:19

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

AnyFawker · 01/11/2010 23:19

Gerard Butler looks like he has a stick up his arse

Who is that twat who is always bare-chested and does the perfume ads

Matthew McCunty or summat

I hate him

AnyFawker · 01/11/2010 23:20

I know, beer, am teasing ya Grin

lissieloucifer · 01/11/2010 23:20

edgar, good point. he has definately put it about a bit.

betti, agree about gerard butler, v annoying, but i just cant see orlando as a sexy man. he doesnt look like he would be able to shag you on a chest of drawers. he would refuse sex anywhere but the bed!

OP posts: