to want to have Thelma and Louise style sex with Brad Pitt wearing just a stetson?

[lissieloucifer]

dh has just rung to say that he will not be finishing at 11 as he was supposed to but will be working to at least 2am, possibly 6. so I have been watching Thelma and Louise which is the only film I fancy Brad Pitt in (he's too pretty for me) and I remembered watching it when I was about 15 and thinking that sex was like that.

really set me up for a lot of disappointment

oooh, russel crowe in gladiator.

grrrr

I'm sorry, but I'm guilty as charged when it comes to Harry from One Direction - do you know me?

no. but i know a good innocent to corrupt when i see him.

for myself, i like to be corrupted!

Okay, I've taken it too far with Harry!

speaking of innocent, i have an entirely inappropriate crush on Zac that i cant get over!

i don't like zac's nostrils.

Which one's Zac - not the blonde with hyper disorder - don't say the one with the comb-over?

sorry, i meant zac efron. if we are talking one direction, its gotta be Liam.

i know you meant efron. don't like his nostrils :o

It feels just too wrong to be talking one direction, but if you're asking me to make a choice - it would simply have to be Harry - no - it's just wrong .... I couldn't do it. Now Zac Ephron - mmm.... no not for me. Jake Gyllenhall... now he's geee - or - geous

i prefer repressed heath in brokeback

soph, its really not his nostrils i would be intrested in

agree about jake gylenhall(sp) v sexy. have you seen the good girl?

Yes, but fell in love with Jake in Donnie Darko... love a man with intensity and awkwardness...

Ok, I'm taking a risk here but is it wrong to fancy Keith Lemmon on Celebrity Juice... I know it's wrong but is anyone else with me?

well, if Keith lemon is wrong then so is Sacha Baron Cohen as Borat

OMG - I love Sacha -in fact I'd marry the man. Although you're on your own with Borat!

oh, I'd love to be on my own with Borat, or Sacha, or whoever the fuck he is at that moment in time

in fact, I'd even do him as Bruno

it's nice that he is bright isn't it. but i don't fancy him.

Fair enough... I wet myself laughing when the dominatrix (dont' know the spelling) was chasing him round the room in her stillies... hilarious.

Also, there's a bit of the aspergers about him... not that that's a bad thing!

..but sex is like that

Ooooh yes to Brad and Sacha Baron Cohen and Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhall....ahhhhhh lovely thoughts for a Tuesday morning.

I have always found Matt Damon to be very hot, too. Hot to trot

And I was recently surprised to find myself lusting after Clive Owen in that Elizabeth film playing Sir Walter Rrrrrrrraleigh

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