or is my baby just cuter than your baby?

[TheEvilDead2]

4d scan yesterday.. looking through the pics again, and it has the best fat cheeks you've ever seen. Seriously. Oh and a button nose. Beat that.

Well, Mine had 2 noses so beat that!

Of course your baby has the cutest ever cheeks and nose!

Yeah, I thought mine were the most gorgeous babies ever created and that people would swoon at their lovelyness. I would gaze at them for hours, drinking in their wonderfulness.

A decade on, I look at photos of them as babies and realise they looked like a cross between this and this

Motherhood's a funny thing.

Mine looked like an evil halloween pumpkin

lol at hecate and tatty I am willing to admit their might be a tiny bit of hormal bias- but only a very tiny bit

Mine looked like a Neanderthal for the first few days. (I missed out on all those gooey maternal feelings - where can I get some? Would like to think DS the most gorgeous baby alive, but the evidence is against me.)

Well my baby is 2.10 and just gets cuter every day.

So there.

My baby is so cute that I'm shocked when passers by don't look into his pram and comment on his cuteness

Of course your baby is the cutest - right after mine who is the cutest EVER!

You are all talking a load of rubbish. Honestly. I won't even put the pics up because it would shame you all so bad.. I just can't be that unkind! :)

What a shame you're so deluded. :( Clearly my baby is the bestest of all the babies.

I had a scan of DS two weeks before he was born and the picture is just his head. He seemed to have the biggest fattest lips. Thought he was going to come out looking like Mick Jagger

and did he?

No but had a cone head because he had a very long labour and a black eye, but he soon got over it. His baby pic on my profire, he did have the cubbiest of cheeks though

I think you should enter your scan for the Next baby comp.

He is gorgous Bruffin.

DD1 actually looked as if she had 2 noses as her face was so swollen. Luckily it only lasted for day or so.

I might bear crumble. My baby would easily beat all those already born cuteness starting to fade babies.

Would be very difficult for it to model the clothes though.

If you want to see cute you need to see dd in her Baby Banz. Central London comes to a standstill.

they gave me morphine after DD was born by cs, and I remember thinking "If they gave A levels in baby making I would get an A* for her"

Luckily I didn't actually share that thought with the other members of the ward.

Hecate - that's great, mine too.

at Humpthrey, I remember the morphine!
Now I hate to be the one to break it to you all but my baby is actually the cutest ever and it's a bloody good job too after every single night since birth nights like last night.

marzipananimal - Careful what you wish for, I have people doing that with my ds and its irritating now, especially when I'm in a hurry to get somewhere.

Also having someone with a cold or worse leaning over your baby is not good for your blood pressure.

Sorry bornagain, not only is mine the cutest but I can tell from the serene look on its face that when born my baby will sleep through every night. And never cry.

I might need to do post this on the gifted and talented section too, the way its little fingers handled the cord, I can tell I have a musician on my hands.

I am so hooked on mine I broke the rule of no profile photos!

But then considering the temper on him I think God made him that bit cuter so people would still like him...

I'm really sorry that it has taken so long for me to come and put you all out of your misery. I can now, though, reveal that it is actually me who has the cutest baby & former baby on the planet. This is measured in numbers of ladies on buses per week who have engaged said babies in conversation and remarked on their outstanding adorability.

Also, the current baby has "cheeky cheeks", according to her brother.