to wish I had washed my hands,but be mildly turned on

[DwainRooney]

I have just made a bean chilli with very hot chillis and didn't wash my hands before going for a tinkle. After handling my willy it started to sting with the chilli off my hands.

On the plus side it is quite a turn on
pleasure and pain at the same time

should I wash my hands next time or enjoy the stinging?

stuff em down your trousers.....lots of them

dare you!!

I think you should cut loads and then rub your eyes and cock.

hthxxx

Bit early for a chilli isn't it Dwain? But I digress...

Why don't you stimulate your prostate gland with the remaining chillis? If you need help locating the gland, google images should prove enlightening.

I like you DwainRooney. Say something else [hgrin]

arsesandoldlace
Getting tea made and jobs done so I can sit down till 1pm before I pick up ds from nursery

Quenelle ????
do you want me to talk dirty about my stinging willy[hblush]

Ha!

I'm a bit partial to tiger balm on my clit

You seem like someone i know, thats the sort of thing he`d say/do, and no doubt do again then send me a picture

Lolol at "going for a tinkle" Haven't heard that expression for years!!

ThighsWideShitItsAGhost

snap

I have had tiger balm on on my willy end before now. It is quite pleasent is it not?

Ummmm, I wasn't being serious...

Dwain.....
Do you enjoy pain?

Mummy2Bookie
not as a rule

"going for a tinkle"?
How old are you? And why aren't you using a packeted chilli mix like a normal person?

YeahBut
mid 40's
chilli mix ?????????
why
chilli is so easy to make as long as you have the spices

Noone else finding Dwain a little 'different' for MN, not in a good way?

can i sound a bit naive here, but
what is tiger balm??

Is that you Jason ?? Or your brother ??

oh yes and he sounds like someone i used to know too kelly2525....i think they're probably just all the same aren't they?

I'm crying. "stir the chilli with your willy"
so funny.

Do I not get the joke? Or is Dwain seedy and vile?

yeah nesta but would you eat it after knowing that??

and can someone tell me what tiger balm is pls?

PosieComeHereMyPreciousParker
seedy and vile

how dare you maddame