to wish I had washed my hands,but be mildly turned on

[DwainRooney]

I have just made a bean chilli with very hot chillis and didn't wash my hands before going for a tinkle. After handling my willy it started to sting with the chilli off my hands.

On the plus side it is quite a turn on
pleasure and pain at the same time

should I wash my hands next time or enjoy the stinging?

tiger balm is like vics vapour rub only a bit stronger and it comes from the far east

Seedy nooo. Surely he removed them from the chillies first?

at gibberish

thank you for clearing that up for me dwain.feel enlightened now

Do you know what feels really good Dwain?

Cut the tips off the chillis so the seeds are spilling out, then shove them up your arse. Or urethra. That feels really good too I hear.

forpitysake He said hes mid 40s, so hes not the "one" i know, could he still be yours?

Although i am gonna text my friend and tell him some bloke says rubbing chilli on yer hands then going for a tinkle is a turn on, £100 says he`ll be in tesco on his lunchbreak buying scotch bonnets or jalapenos

And Dwain I hope you washed those hands after your tinkle, dirty sod

ArseFeckDrink
your just sick

at arse

you sound just like my husband! and just the name he'd choose.hi darling! didnt know you came on here

nah hes not 'mine' either kelly.
let us know how your friend gets on pls