To enjoy robbing a pensioner every night to unwind

[scurryfunge]

Alcohol makes me feel like crap, but having a small pensioner to steal from helps me relax and sleep. I don't smoke cigs, do coke, e's, crack etc and generally lead a healthy lifestyle. Work p/t, have 2 DC.

Think I would have grown out of it, gave it up easily when TTC, pregnant and when breastfeeding x 2 (stocking over my head scared the DC), but still enjoy the feeling it brings! AIBU?

:)

this is a piss take of the Ganga thread?

I don't get it?

robbing a pensioner isn't the same as doing recreational drugs is it?

Inelegant snort.

No DuellingFanjo, it isn't!

oh fgs its ganja!!!

at op

oh is this the joint thread? I skipped it because I find people who smoke joints so incredibly boring. Is it worth a look after all then (I assume it must be if mocking is taking place )?

I have a sick sense of humour today

no dirty, it still isn't worth a look. they are still boring.

I know it's Ganja but I was meaning the poster was called 'Ganga'.

apologies, for a minute i thought you might have been 'ganga'

Robbing a pensioner is hardly the same as smoking a joint, obviously.

That said, - YABU Op, if it's something you have to do every night you may have dependancy issues. Robbing pensioners is a gateway crime and invariably leads to becoming boss of underworld international crime syndicates. I know that as it was in The Paper one time.

@ 'gateway crime'

dunno - the effects of smoking a joint a night can be worse than robbing a pensioner.

You'll never know until it's too late whether you're going to have a negative reaction to the shit until it's too late.

Arf!

Say 'wee' pensioner, then it looks less harmful.

Get a job in a Bingo hall for a legal high.

oo, MrsYamada - feeding the OP's habit there - more small pensioners to be robbed!

It's a slippery slope!

Just got in from school run and jobs!!

Scurryfunge , you're funty!!

I like to sit on my high horse every night, it helps me unwind and feel superior to others. Obviously I worry I'm going to need to get higher and higher just to feel the same smug certainty, but I'm not doing anyone any harm, am I? Am I...?

:o Heracles