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In thinking Johnny Depp looks really bloated in this trailer for 'The Tourist'?

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Noellefielding · 14/10/2010 11:46

And Angelina still looks stunning but she's somehow so stiff and tepid since she became rake thin. I thought she was much more gorgeous when she had curves.

But Depp, what has happened to him? He must finally have started to age because I think he looks awful in this trailer, so uncomfortable.

Maybe he is realising that the film they're making is a steaming pile of manure. That might explain it.

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cupcakesandbunting · 14/10/2010 11:53

He does look bad. Never thought I'd say that!

Angelina looks somewhere between a cartoon pin-up and Bride of Wildenstein.

I'll never forgive her for what she did to Jennifer Grin

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Noellefielding · 14/10/2010 11:59

Well I want to blame La Jolie for Jennifer because she is clearly an amoral maneating Whore of Babylon Grin no offence to Babylonian whores and all. But still, I think I hate La Aniston more.
And I sort of respect any crazy woman who marries Billy Bob. I mean what an assertive thing to do!
But Aniston and all the terrible romcoms and the terrible interviews about when she's ready to settle down I mean please stop it and have some dignity.

He looks so ill, as if he's been pumped full of some awful medication !

So odd. I guess we've only seen him hiding behind all the Jack Sparrow stuff for years and didn't realise he'd started to become mortal!

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Francagoestohollywood · 14/10/2010 12:00

He is getting old our JD, that's what's happening to him, I think! He was so cute in Nightmare on Elm Street...

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Noellefielding · 14/10/2010 12:01

He's looked so young for so long it is a bit upsetting to think the finger of time is ravaging even JD. I mean, if he looks rank then what on earth must I look like?

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sarah293 · 14/10/2010 12:02

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katkouta · 14/10/2010 12:06

YABU He is still delicious Grin

Hullygully · 14/10/2010 12:06

Nonsense.

He is perhaps a couple of pounds heavier - and which of us can say we aren't? But he remains Johnny the Indefatigably Lovely.

Hullygully · 14/10/2010 12:07

Mind you, they look ridiculous together, hopelessly wooden and she looks like she's split her lip.

ForMashGetSmash · 14/10/2010 12:08

YABU....he look a tad older but then he IS a tad older...his hair is not in the best style for him...but La Jolie looks like n animated shop dummy! She looks plastic.

Morloth · 14/10/2010 12:10

I am more inclined to think that he has deliberately changed his look to suit the part.

Iklboo · 14/10/2010 12:10

He may have been told or thought it was a good idea to gain weight for the role - and since it's a trailer for the film they could have done something in make up/post production to age & weary him - to make the role more 'believable'

lucky1979 · 14/10/2010 12:13

I love Angelina Jolie - I generally really enjoy her films and she's gorgeous.

I love Johnny Depp more, but he is looking bigger in this. Maybe the part called for him to be a bit overweight? Don't think it's the age thing, he looked older in Public Enemies but still absolutely gorgeous.

summery · 14/10/2010 12:13

I don't think he looks that bad at all but does remind me of the guy from the Fun Lovin' Criminals

katkouta · 14/10/2010 12:15

I agree Morloth, I saw him on a chat show not so long ago looking his usual slim handsome self.

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booooooooooyhoo · 14/10/2010 12:18

i don't think he looks bad. he has filled out a bit but i am guessing it is specifically fo rthat part as he looked quite fine when he visited that school last week.

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Noellefielding · 14/10/2010 12:28

Interesting to hear the stalwart defence of JD! Fans of his are loyal to a fault, I'm impressed. And fair enough it may have been a creative decision but a bad one in my book, particularly as he seems to have put the weight principally on his face.

And yes I am fat enough to eat JD for lunch in a sandwich but I'm not on screen for people's entertainment.

And the coupling of these two actors is as unsexy as it gets for sure.

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PrincessFiorimonde · 14/10/2010 12:34

Unflattering hairstyle, and I agree they are both pretty wooden, but he is still lovely.

booooooooooyhoo · 14/10/2010 12:35

there should be more to an actor than what he looks like. charlize theron looked awful in the film 'monster' but she is an actress and it was required for a role. i thought she played the part well. maybe his fans are his fans for more than what he looks like.

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Noellefielding · 14/10/2010 12:37

Of course, no offence to him intended, I like him a lot, I was just surprised to see him look so weird. But actors do sometimes look awful when they find they've committed to films which are superturkeys.
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Goooooooooooooober · 14/10/2010 12:38

I still would though. Grin

HuwEdwards · 14/10/2010 12:41

That's what he looks like WITHOUT MAKEUP! which I looked that good Grin

domeafavour · 14/10/2010 12:42

nah, yabu
he's older, dodgy hair, dodgy beard, but still gorgeous

booooooooooyhoo · 14/10/2010 12:44

yep, still gorgeous

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Noellefielding · 14/10/2010 13:01

I think he just feels ill from being in such a dreadful film and is eating pasta by the truckload to dull the pain. I would.

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