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In thinking Johnny Depp looks really bloated in this trailer for 'The Tourist'?

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Noellefielding · 14/10/2010 11:46

And Angelina still looks stunning but she's somehow so stiff and tepid since she became rake thin. I thought she was much more gorgeous when she had curves.

But Depp, what has happened to him? He must finally have started to age because I think he looks awful in this trailer, so uncomfortable.

Maybe he is realising that the film they're making is a steaming pile of manure. That might explain it.

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SweetBeadieRussell · 14/10/2010 13:01

i haven't seen it but i think it'd be nice to see a film star ageing naturally for a change. How draining it must be trying to look 25 when you're nearly 50 for fear of what people will say!

Hullygully · 14/10/2010 13:15

Princess - you have to say he's lovely, you're married to one of him...

Noellefielding · 14/10/2010 16:01

Oh I'm happy for him to age, I love the actors who age naturally and get gnarly. It's not his AGING I mind or weight gain either, I like a man with some heft. It's that he looks unwell. You can be padded and look well can't you?
I'm all for padded!
I used to be in love with Gerard Depardieu for god's sake.
But it was a very long time ago like the 1980s.....
He and Robert de Niro were so gorgeous back then. Not the gnarly old bezzers they are now!

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streaksofbloodonthebaconslicer · 14/10/2010 18:01

Looks as though he's got somebody else's eyes. Not him - strange Hmm

southeastastralbeing · 14/10/2010 18:04

he looks ok to me

cakewench · 14/10/2010 18:30

meh he looks alright to me. :) I think he's just put on a bit of weight. Or, injected botox all over his face. Hopefully the former.

PrincessFiorimonde · 14/10/2010 19:10

Hully Wink

For Noelle (I used to like him too).

Hullygully · 14/10/2010 19:29

I saw him in Paris t'other day, near the Tuileries, all French and exciting on a motorbike.

PrincessFiorimonde · 14/10/2010 19:50

Hully - is that true????

I once saw that Venetian bloke who did the TV series on Venice a few years ago. (Can't remember his name and can't be bothered to Google. Francisco summat?) Unsurprisingly, the sighting was in Venice. Prosaically enough, he was coming out of a chemist's. Not much mystique there.

BloodyMissIzzy · 14/10/2010 19:55

My first thought was that he looks like someone else wearing a Johnny Depp mask. His face looked oddly prosthetic somehow. But he's probably just a bit pudgier than normal. And if that's the case, I'd guess it's on purpose, for the role. Because he's not fat in the PoTC films, or anything else he's done recently.

CerealOffender · 14/10/2010 20:03

poor angelina she is turning into some sort of eastern european award winning stop motion animation version of her self.

undercovamutha · 14/10/2010 20:07

YABU.
He always looks lovely .

Hullygully · 14/10/2010 20:08

Princess - tis indeed true.

Havingkittens · 14/10/2010 21:55

"That's what he looks like WITHOUT MAKEUP!"

Probably not. Actors rarely appear in films without make up of some description. We do make up on people to make them look older and/or worse as well as younger/better! Depends on the job. I suspect he did put on the weight for the role.

If that's the worst you've seen Johnny I suspect you may not have seen Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Wink

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I still definitely would too. I reckon that even with the weight, ageing and dodgy hair he still looks better than most men his age.

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Noellefielding · 15/10/2010 12:33

cakewench lol at 'meh'

Yeah but no but yeah but his face DOES look weird and prosthetic to me too, it's just not him somehow. It's like a scary lookielikey.

Princess it is Francesco is he three foot tall? What a strange ebullient little self regarding tw*nt he is! All floaty floaty wavey army "Mia famiglia builta this a whole a city va bene stronzo belllisima che bella figura grande caffe latte geLATo."

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Noellefielding · 15/10/2010 12:35

also mille grazie Princess for Gerard in his Earlier Work stage. But he was even cuter with short hair imho when he had already started running to fat bless him. But in 1900, both he and de Niro at their cutest.

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Sidge · 15/10/2010 12:48

He does nothing for me, even in his Capn Jack incarnation.

Angelina is beautiful but my life, there's a lady that needs a lard sandwich.

Longstocking2 · 15/10/2010 12:53

She is a stick with a head.

Longstocking2 · 15/10/2010 12:56

here, sorry

PuppyMonkey · 15/10/2010 12:59

God I still think he look totally lush. Yum yum yum.

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