Shocking activites in Tesco car park!

[NerdyFace]

On my lovely half hour break from work today, I decided to head up to Tesco to do a little shopping so I could cook dinner for me and my Partner tonight.

Anyway, i'm driving around and it seems EVERY space is taken, so im down the other end of the carpark and walking up to the main entrance when I see a pair of VERY elderly old people get out from some small rusty mini in a Parent and Child space.

There wasn't a single disabled space left so I personally thought it was reasonable that they parked there, since the man opened his door fully and had to drag out a walking frame.

This woman pulls behind them, rolls down her window and literally starts screaming abuse at this old couple "pair of cunts..", "Hurry up and die" etc. I was totally stunned by this and so were a few other people, she kept screaming at them untill the old couple actually got BACK into their car and drove off, the woman pulled in the space they left and got out with her 18yr old looking behemoth of a daugther!

I was being unreasonable not to say anything to her wasn't it? I was just so shocked and stunned that someone could be so vile!

(Although on reflection..im 6"4 and her daugther could of SNAPPED me in half had I said anything..)

just how many young men are there on mn????

dementedma - it ruins the paintwork cos the people watching spunk all over the outside of your car

There are more of us than you think ...

Just kidding. Don't know how many. I didn't know NerdyFace was a man until this thread.

Like we have said, we're here not only because it is entertaining, but to be better partners. Nothing wrong with that, is there?

TheAtomicBum

Exactly!..This website has given me a far better inside on what it means to be a better partner! (And plus a male perspective is sometimes required in threads..)

Well, I may be tall and tatto'd but im not a very confrontational person to be honest!

If they were shouting at me, i'd just keep my head up and park where I wanted!

I tend to accept a "Ignore it" approach and has worked wonders when people have thrown glass bottles at me in the street! haha

I wish I had said something though, or even stood infront of that bitch's car so she was unable to drive into the space!

Speaking of ruining the paintwork on your car. I have some friends who when they first got together (aged about18/19), he got to meet her parents for the first time when they went to longleat for a day out together.

They were just about starting to get to know one another and being ever so polite at about the time when they drove into the monkey enclosure. Within seconds a monkey jumped up on the bonnet of the car and started wanking furiously.

Apparently monkey spunk will strip the paint off your car.

Nerdy, I have felt like that too. I've been told off for not responding to a bit a street shouting, when the fact is if it's just aimed at me, it doesn't bother me.

I don't like to see someone picking on the weaker, though. I have also fealt guilty for not standing up for others, so I do try to these days.

I never used to be confrontational at all, but I think an overly confrontational DP has rubbed off on me a bit.

Another reason I copme on here is because I miss being in the girly chats in college. There were mostly girls on my course (A-Levels ), but again I found it quite useful in my younger days, and more interesting conversation than I had with the boys afterwards.

Maybe we should start a support group for us male survivors of Mumsnet?

isnt that the Dadsnet board?

What's the corrosive content of monkey jizz that strips paint???

PMSL

It was so exciting to think it was dogging and then see "old couple in car"...

Sigh.

at this thread it may have made me wee slightly PMSL

Try it QuizteamBleakley. Jizz over your car (or get your DP/DH to do said jizzing), then examine the paint the next day to see what damage it has done.

We've all seen the corrosive effect it magazines pages...

Perhaps if the trial is successful, we can open a paint stripping garage. When a customer walks in, they will see a group of mechanics beating aways to get the paint off that car.

i also thought this would be about sex

however the pages of dogging chat that followed made up for the op that was something ive witnessed on many occasion.

i have learnt today to never go to tescos at night, i always wondered what all those cars at the back bit were doing!

and also to never go near monkeys in the car, the randy buggers.

(when did so many men join mn? i hope to god my dp isnt lurking around, he is 6''4 and a bit of a wimp, he said norks the other day [hmmm])

I always thought they were just innocently smoking drugs. this thread has educated me on the subkect of both dogging and the corrisive effects of monkey jizz.

Mumsnet is just so educational and [boggle]

definitely educational. I just made the mistake of googling "gulling" and am now scarred for life!

Video was hilarious, though!

When did dogging start in UK, then? I was always round Tescos at night when I lived there and I never saw or heard anything about this. I remember the odd peeping tom when me and my boyfriend were parked up but I never imagined it would become institutionalized and turned into a national sport, involving behemoths and old people. Keep it up!

"Pair of cunts, hurry up and die"
... ?
It was probably her in laws.

On topic.

Yes YABU. Nobody should tolerate such behaviour, ever.

Did/do you have an camera phone? Should have recorded the incident and loudly stated that you have on camera an illegal act. Making sure you get a shot of their faces and number-plate.

I do have a camera phone yes, however like I say, I was just dumbstruck with how this woman was being!

I never expect people to actually BE like that, I always had more faith in the common deceny of people!

I could of always waved the phone at them pretending to take a movie and scaring the nasty woman off!

Dammit, someone posted Fascinating Aida before I got here!

LMAO at this thread, especially the thought of monkeys jizzing during the first meeting of PIL.

Nerdy - decency is not common, I'm afraid.