Shocking activites in Tesco car park!

[NerdyFace]

On my lovely half hour break from work today, I decided to head up to Tesco to do a little shopping so I could cook dinner for me and my Partner tonight.

Anyway, i'm driving around and it seems EVERY space is taken, so im down the other end of the carpark and walking up to the main entrance when I see a pair of VERY elderly old people get out from some small rusty mini in a Parent and Child space.

There wasn't a single disabled space left so I personally thought it was reasonable that they parked there, since the man opened his door fully and had to drag out a walking frame.

This woman pulls behind them, rolls down her window and literally starts screaming abuse at this old couple "pair of cunts..", "Hurry up and die" etc. I was totally stunned by this and so were a few other people, she kept screaming at them untill the old couple actually got BACK into their car and drove off, the woman pulled in the space they left and got out with her 18yr old looking behemoth of a daugther!

I was being unreasonable not to say anything to her wasn't it? I was just so shocked and stunned that someone could be so vile!

(Although on reflection..im 6"4 and her daugther could of SNAPPED me in half had I said anything..)

...How can you accidently go dogging?

Oh,just looked up dogging on wiki.

I would have thought that sort of behaviour was the sole reserve of Asda customers tbh.

doggin - having sex in the car in a public place, methinks.

AIBU to wonder what a 6'4" 22 year old bloke is doing here... shouldn't you be out at night spots young man? Or listening to the latest beat combo on the wireless?

What is it about Tesco carparks and sex anyway? My old local one (Hereford) was a positive magnet for lust-fuelled yokels.

ShirleyKnot... and how can you go through it on here?

you must be on a different version of MN to me..

You'd be surprised

I thought dogging too

Flashing internal lights - what if you just open the door, then forget something, then drop the keys, then re-close the door, then close it again to make sure it's properly closed etc etc? Would you be violated?

I, too, am disappointed at the lack of dogging action.

What sort of area to you live in that this is not happening in your local Tesco of a lunch time?

Tis rife round here.

TondelayoSchwarzkopf

To be honest, I have more fun reading threads and contributing on here than I EVER did in "Night Spots"

Also, I think learning from the bad examples of other members of my sex from posts here and also from some of the threads about what women want, I personally think MumsNet has helped me become a better fiance!

Ah but Tondelay.. isn't the Hereford Tesco car park underground?

Is it? The one in town did have an underground car park but there was also one next to it, next to the bus depot towards The Bowling Green Pub and All Saints Church...if I recall correctly.

It's been many a long yar since I lived that way.

I've been accidentally dogging too, Shirley. Leaving a window open for fresh air when you've parked at the beach at night is ill-advised round these parts.

Is that true? hahahahaha!!

Luckily I didn't drive into the MAIN DOGGING AREA and was only in the PRE-DOGGING CAR PARK where all the doggers wait (and buy their burgers and jaffa cakes and sweet tea) and then they enter the main car park and waggle nobs at one another and stuff.

Damn, I too thought it was about dogging/drug-dealing/ruckuseseseses.

But no.

Didn't hf3453846534 once allege that Cheryl Cole was into dogging? something about community centres and rowing boats.

It's all very vague now, and was super cryptic at the time.

Rest assured, I don't think CC would be dogging outside Tesco

CC is an Aldi kind of girl

Agreed.

Whereas Posh would never be caught dogging outside anything less than Harrods.

My tip: never accidentally knock OH's car lights to full-beam and spend some time trying to work out how to turn them off in a Tesco car-park after visiting the late-night chemist.

Oh God, I thought dogging as well. Look what you fuckers have done to me!

So are burgers, jaffa cakes and sweet tea the dogging refreshment of choice? Also, I had no idea there was a pre-dogging and main-dogging area.

You learn so much on MN you'd rather not know
I have been amazing my new-ish colleagues with my in-depth knowledge of how George Clooney is gay. They're astounded.

how did you get a 3 digit/letter name D0G? I tried one the other day and it wouldn't work. Thought you couldn't do 3 letters/digits

"Only on mn can a thread about p+t parking turn into a thread about dogging"

actually only on MN can a thread not be about dogging but about P&T parking and everyone is hugely disappointed

D0G
Yes, this did indeed happen!

I can swear on anything you like, but this did indeed happen!

AIBU to insist that ShirleyKnot starts a separate chat topic to tell those of us who are interested a bit more about accidental dogging? Pre dogging area sounds excellent