Shocking activites in Tesco car park!

[NerdyFace]

On my lovely half hour break from work today, I decided to head up to Tesco to do a little shopping so I could cook dinner for me and my Partner tonight.

Anyway, i'm driving around and it seems EVERY space is taken, so im down the other end of the carpark and walking up to the main entrance when I see a pair of VERY elderly old people get out from some small rusty mini in a Parent and Child space.

There wasn't a single disabled space left so I personally thought it was reasonable that they parked there, since the man opened his door fully and had to drag out a walking frame.

This woman pulls behind them, rolls down her window and literally starts screaming abuse at this old couple "pair of cunts..", "Hurry up and die" etc. I was totally stunned by this and so were a few other people, she kept screaming at them untill the old couple actually got BACK into their car and drove off, the woman pulled in the space they left and got out with her 18yr old looking behemoth of a daugther!

I was being unreasonable not to say anything to her wasn't it? I was just so shocked and stunned that someone could be so vile!

(Although on reflection..im 6"4 and her daugther could of SNAPPED me in half had I said anything..)

I've been dogging.

Very disappointing.

Spill.

NOW.

I happened to be driving past a known dogging site late at night so I thought I'd pop in. I had a really short skirt on and looked dead gorgeous. The men few men that were there sort of shuffled round looking shifty. I wanted to chat to somebody, but nobody seemed up for it. They preferred their shifty shuffling.

Wusses.

Also lol at "shifty shuffling"

I love driving past the doggers. There's a really nice, small soft play cafe place that DD loves but round the corner is a known spot. I don't mind the dogging but I do mind the positioning next to a toddler's play centre (not aure why, not like the toddlers give a hoot but still....)

Anyway, you have to drive slowly because of speed bumps and if I see anyone I shake my head in slow disapproval and adopt the cats' bum mouth. It's my little treat to myself on a Friday :o

Oh my god I totally thought it was about dogging too.

Oh and OP I don't believe you.

I have been informed by certain members of the law enforcement community that one of the funniest things is to sneak up on such activities, drive up behind the vehicle quietly and then flick all the flishy flashy lights and sirens on and watch their reactions.

OP YANBU about the P&T parking space thing but it appears YABU to have not started this thread with a dogging scenario!

Get yourself back down there and see if there is anything to report

I've been to my local 24hr Tesco at all hours but never come across any dogging activity there. Only boy racer types screeching their cars up and down the place. Inside the store at night there always seems to be people who haven't discovered soap yet. Not really a recipe for a dogging venue I suppose.

proudnglad believe what you like!

Went back last night for some wine before films with dp and nope, no doggers to be seen anywhere in tesco carpark!

However, driving parts Marks and Spencer as usual there were a few cars huddled up in a corner with their lights on!

2 things

had to persuade FIL not to refer to his dogwalking trousers as his dogging trousers as people in the pub were getting the wrong idea try explaining that to a deaf 80 year old bloke (whose son wouldnt even discuss anything sexual with him).

I was arrested at tesco although not for dogging (or lifting)

why were you arrested at tesco?

Was it for yelling obscenities at your 80 yr old FIL?

Enough dogging chit chat. Can someone explain gulling to me please?

LMAO noooooo if my lovely fil knew id been arrested hed be writing to the high commander of the police i think.

Long story cut short- local yobbo had row with ds1, meeting ds1 after college (at tesco)I become aware that said yobbo is there shouting at ds.....as I approach yobbo lashes out at me ......ds takes objection and a fight ensues.

I phone dh,police turn up.....dh insists the lad wants arresting,members of the public say they saw it all and the lad started it.

Police woman doesnt want the effort and says if we want him arrested she will have to arrest ds too ds gets in the van,then wpc jobsworth says as im there i have to be arrested too....... teenage girl who i work with stand there howling at me being put in a police van.

Ds is in cell next to me.

charges get dropped other lad gets a 'warning'.

ds1 is in law class at college and describes an arrest tutor says how impressed she is that ds stuck to his morales and asks what did his parents say??

'oh my mum was in the cell next to me' says ds1 cheerily.

BTW dh was mortified id told his Dad about dogging.

this thread is hilarious! whatever next...
pmsl about the guy using the local conveniences and being a bit careless....

This reminds me of the time I was in Tesco's cafe and a woman with a baby in a trolley asked me and my 80 year old mother in law to get up and move our table - not move tables, but physically move the table with our lunch on it - as she apparently couldn't be arsed to walk around.

When I hesitated (thinking 'hang on, is this nuts?') she went ballistic!

Is the pre-dogging area where the "fluffing" happens?

Dogging really isnt all it is cracked up to be, it wrecks the paintwork on your car.

And having a personal plate is not a smart move.

And for some reason it is not Tesco around here but Sainsburys. But then it is Hampshire Dahlink.

There are websites where you can find your nearest. And no doubt an iPad app.

snazzy apple music starts, iPad appears on Tv Screen

Want to find the nearest carpark to be used by 20 greasy men?

There's an app for that...

loopyloops I would guess gulling is about being shit on from a great height.

Don't worry the karma police will get them.

BigBadMummy - how does it wreck the paintwork? I'm just so intrigued by all this!

The horrible people in the carpark shouting, not the doggers - that's up to them!

Yes, thought dogging, but never mind. This thread has enteretained me in my lunch hour.

NerdyFace, I do believe the story. I live in Wales too. However, I'd really want to say something, and I'm only a 6"2' man, so you've got a couple of inches (and significantly more tatoos) advantage.

But then, if I was with DP, she'd ^definitely' would have started a slagging march with them, behemoth or not.

As they were picking on really old and frail people, it was probably all talk. What you've got to think is would they have had a go at you if you'd have gotten out of the car?

Also I agree with you, MN can be both entertaining and educating for us young men (26 in my case).

As for dogging, not much of that in this area. Why bother with the car park when you can just do it in your local nightclub with a nice crowd gathered round to watch? We really are in a classy area.

Cars normally go up onto the mountain for any night time athletics.