Shocking activites in Tesco car park!

[NerdyFace]

On my lovely half hour break from work today, I decided to head up to Tesco to do a little shopping so I could cook dinner for me and my Partner tonight.

Anyway, i'm driving around and it seems EVERY space is taken, so im down the other end of the carpark and walking up to the main entrance when I see a pair of VERY elderly old people get out from some small rusty mini in a Parent and Child space.

There wasn't a single disabled space left so I personally thought it was reasonable that they parked there, since the man opened his door fully and had to drag out a walking frame.

This woman pulls behind them, rolls down her window and literally starts screaming abuse at this old couple "pair of cunts..", "Hurry up and die" etc. I was totally stunned by this and so were a few other people, she kept screaming at them untill the old couple actually got BACK into their car and drove off, the woman pulled in the space they left and got out with her 18yr old looking behemoth of a daugther!

I was being unreasonable not to say anything to her wasn't it? I was just so shocked and stunned that someone could be so vile!

(Although on reflection..im 6"4 and her daugther could of SNAPPED me in half had I said anything..)

I think it's only actual "dogging" if you want some others to join in IYSWIM. DH and I got a big jiggy in the car a few weeks ago of an evening and DH thought it'd be safer to leave the car lights on in case someone crashed into us (quiet layby on a country lane). We certainly didn't want anyone else to come and join us ahem.

Abs, well My Boyfriend was buying the burgers (I had a right crave on for an E-Coli burger, y'know the kind of burger that you know will get you up at 3am and your body will be on COMPLETE EVACUATION and so you're actually puking out of your eyes? One of those) and I was sitting in the car with the interior light on and then I switched it off and then I switched it back on again for some reason I don't remember and then I noticed that there were lots of people who drove into the ante-car park and bought stuff and then got back in their cars and drove into the MAIN car park which I thought was weird; and the couple in the queue in front of my BF bought tea with 4 sugars in and jaffa cakes.

AND THAT IS THE END OF MY DOGGING STORY
(except for the man in the car who was wanking, but I don't want to talk about that)

I believe you Nerdyface, especially after the fracas I witnessed in Asda the other week, all over whose turn it was next in the fitting room, the assistants were all standing agog letting the two women verbally fight it out. (and no I wasn't me!).

ooh it works

but there aren't many 3 digit/letters left grr

I too thought the thread would be about sex.

but i didn't know it was called dogging.

Ah, okay.

Pre-dogging? So there is a sort of Green Room for doggers. Fascinating..

Maybe there should be a dogging discussion area of MN. BoF could come and tell us which beaches to go to/avoid. Shirley can give snack advice and descriptions of the different "dogging zones" (pre-dogging, post-dogging), and we can track down hf2346234576394675343q52 who can give us more details on sleb and royalty dogging. It will be very educational to us all

My uncle Glen had read an item in his local newspaper which was basically telling readers the dogging locations in the borough (not sure whether it was for avoidance or attendance TBH) and he then asked my cousin very VERY loudly in a restaurant "WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT DOGGING THEN, SARAH?". which was nice.

Included the bit in my post about late night chemist (was picking up an emergency prescription for ds in dh's car) to explain I'm not a habitue of Tesco's car park after dark - but repeatedly flashing your lights to try and get the buggers off full-beam is how I learnt it is indeed a popular dogging spot.

Having been made an interesting offer, which I declined, they then helped me out with my lights - apparently it's a switch.

ROFL at the helpful doggers. Such a sense of community.

''Luckily I didn't drive into the MAIN DOGGING AREA and was only in the PRE-DOGGING CAR PARK where all the doggers wait (and buy their burgers and jaffa cakes and sweet tea) and then they enter the main car park and waggle nobs at one another and stuff.''

giggling at this but especially the ''waggling nobs'' bit

Lordy I needed a laugh.

Dogging

Surely pre-dogging is puppying?

I have also innocently pulled into a remote car park at night to answer my phone and been aware that my light in the car is apparently signaling to other people who also are mysteriously in the remote car park late at night. I just drove off extremely quickly...

Don't be scared of the link, it's not bad, it's funny!

"I just drove off extremely quickly..."

Course you did, love

Morrisons told me until 3 as they have parent and toddler spaces.

Brilliant - am now shaking and crying with laughter. When I am supposed to be working. Thanks guys!

I've just looked up the local directory. (purely for educational purposes you understand) am shocked!

On a similar subject - our local Tesco gents' toilet is apparently an ideal location for men of a 'similar mindset' to be offered cetain 'sevices'. I know of a young gentleman who went in to answer the call of nature and ended up with his knob in another man's mouth - very careless!

I'm in the dogging camp