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to laugh at my dh in the middle of an "afternoon session when ...

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gremlindolphin · 23/09/2010 20:46

he manages to say "oh my god, you're so delightful"! wtf?! delightful?!! I've never really been one for talking dirty but "delightful" is just too far the other way! He is now feeling wounded at my amusement but I am quite sure I ANBU!!

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BunnyLebowski · 23/09/2010 20:48

That's far too Lord Percy from Blackadder for me Grin

I'd have creased up!

tegan · 23/09/2010 20:49

uanbu hun i would do the same, dh tries to have a little dirty chat sometimes but i always feel the need to tell him to shut up.

I have even mentioned that the ceiling could do with a paint to stop him talking

Plumm · 23/09/2010 20:49

YANBU, that's delightfully funny!

pinkbasket · 23/09/2010 20:49

YABVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVU.

Some men can't win, some women you can't please.

Hedgeblunder · 23/09/2010 20:50

Awwww were you shagging hugh grant in nottinghill?

squarehat · 23/09/2010 20:50

Grin YANBU I would have laughed too!

So delightful.... Blush

JaxTellersOldLady · 23/09/2010 20:51

Sitting here trying not to laugh my head off - otherwise I will have to explain myself...

Grin

YANBU

MrsMerlothasabadhead · 23/09/2010 20:52

haha!

hahaha!
Are you serious?
I presume afternoon session ended pretty swiftly after.

LeChatRouge · 23/09/2010 20:52

Classic.

Reminds me of when I had just split with someone named John. During the first 'session' with my next boyfriend, I started saying 'Oh Joh....Joh....Joh' before realising this may not go down that well and quickly changed it to 'Oh Jolly Good'.

gremlindolphin · 23/09/2010 20:54

to our credit we managed to carry on (afternoon sessions don't happen very often here any more!) and then the phone rang and that really was the end. x

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gremlindolphin · 23/09/2010 20:55

thats good LeChatRouge!

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BeenBeta · 23/09/2010 20:57

YABVU - have you never heard the song Afternoon Delight?

gremlindolphin · 23/09/2010 21:02

Just youtubed it BeenBeta - how funny! What a sweet song. Don't think I'll show dh as he'll want to know how I found it and might not be so pleased I'm discussing him on MN!

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southeastastra · 23/09/2010 21:04

aw that's sweet! i feel sorry for him now you've told the whole of the www Grin

DinahRod · 23/09/2010 21:19

Grin @ how you've phrased it, "He manages to say," as if words were, at that point, beyond him.

Am liking the cut of his jib. How about:

topping?
marvellous?
splendid?
pulchritudinous?

FanjoOfTheOpera · 23/09/2010 21:21

It sounds like the cue for a song in a musical. Not sure what kind of musical though.

CatIsSleepy · 23/09/2010 21:24

YANBU that's very funny
sweet, though

odd thing to say in the throes of passion mind you....is he a very polite chap?

gremlindolphin · 23/09/2010 21:39

CatIsSleepy - he is quite polite but this was not really the time for being polite in my opinion!

DinahRod - "manages" was indeed that case which is why is was so funny!

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CoronaAndLime · 23/09/2010 21:46

does anyone remember the poster who was moaning about the new BF who durin sex would talk about her "lady foof" pmsl!!

Op, your dh sounds better than hit at least Grin

nickschick · 23/09/2010 21:48

Anything dh said would be better than his immortal line of 'do you mind if i just carry on?' when we realised my head was stuck in the bars of our v old brass bed Blush.

perfumedlife · 23/09/2010 21:51

nickschick that's brilliant Smile

op, bless his little cotton socks, delightful indeed Grin

SirBoobAlot · 23/09/2010 21:53

Bless him...

gremlindolphin · 23/09/2010 21:53

That is just fab nickschick - I am laughing out loud!

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anonymousbird · 23/09/2010 21:55

But was it delightful, was it, oh was it?

cumfy · 23/09/2010 21:57

LeChatRouge

Maybe Delilah is his bit on the side.Wink

Fair escape in that case. :o

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