to laugh at my dh in the middle of an "afternoon session when ...

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he manages to say "oh my god, you're so delightful"! wtf?! delightful?!! I've never really been one for talking dirty but "delightful" is just too far the other way! He is now feeling wounded at my amusement but I am quite sure I ANBU!!

nickschick. Did you tell him that would be delightful?

It was not in any way delightful .

I then had to lie there with my neck stuck whilst dh (after attempting to 'oil' my head dismantled the bed stead.....all the while 2 teen ds were asking for money for busfare/clean socks'poptarts'general wheres mum?

Dh tried to calm them down by saying 'mum has a migraine so we must let her rest and not disturb her then had to try and get past a militant ds3 who was 'on guard' at the foot of the stairs .....'Daddy DO NOT start messing with tools whilst mummy is poorly'.

I survived ....but obviously there are certain angles on the bed that I avoid ......

nickschick that's the funniest thing Ive read on here in a long time!
Thanks. And to your DH, too. And DS3.

Nickschick - afternoon sesh with all the DC in the house with you??? I admire you!

no it was early morning that dragged on due to my entrapment - what started as a quick shag before the kids woke up turned into a proper palaver ......

YABU to have ended the session when the phone rang! That's what answerphones are for.

I had a boyfriend while I was at university who interrupted a session to answer his phone once. I should have dumped him there and then, as it was a sign of things to come.