"Grow up!" or "End of." What's your favourite over-used MN expression?

[BelfastBloke]

I love "Grow up!" and "End of." makes me grind my teeth whenever I see it.

Both massively over-used on MN.

"AIBU?"... especially when the only acceptable answer is 'of course you're not!'

i hate 'get a grip', i honestly think it's about the rudest thing you can say on here.

Grow a pair!

'your dh/MIL/whoever is being a twunt...

I hate "grow up" - it's so patronising. And "end of" is just teenage - implies you have had the definitive word and there is nothing to add.

I adore "jog on"

SO crushing

never came across it before MN, but it cracks me up every time

oooh, the one that makes my eyes itch is "man up"

so wrong on so many levels

trip-trap and

I don't really see it on here but I find "whatever" in RL pretty horrible.

4

and

What do people use "4" for?

It irritates me on facebook when teens have to comment on bands' new videos and so on with just "1st" and "2nd" and so on. WHAT IS THE POINT?? You could at least say "good" or "crap".

My favourite is ffs

I LOVE 4

So rude

4 = who cares?

I hate "Do you write for the Daily Fascist/Daily Fail". It just belittles the person and whatever their POV was. And the person who writes this makes out that they are just so much more liberal, educated, modern, urban or whatever.

"If my DH did/said that, I would kick him out".

Oh really? Don't believe in working on relationships, then?

Anything where someone has called someone a Nazi - ie breastfeeding nazi or fascist - its so unbelievably offensive.

Not on here a lot but "get a life" is just so pathetic.

The popcorn, the biscuit symbol (see, I won't even use it to illustrate) and (not so much on here granted, but on other parenting sites its endemic) the tired old references to truckers which people still seem to find pantwettingly hilarious.

FFS

FGS

they are stupid and lazy and like somebody spitting

oh it's the favourites

4

not 4 for the thread
4 for the favourite

Simples.

A pet hate of mine. Never has it been so prolific but on MN.

I'll have another hate please.

I personally..

I personally hate that. As opposed to I, an unrelated third party, really hate that.

both this and that

instead of this and that

fuck the fuck off and fuck off again

or some such shit. Is really annoying, and people seem to think its sooo funny.

'Fuck off, there's a dear' or 'Do fuck off dear' is really patronising and not clever.

Actually if you want to tell someone to fuck off just say fuck off. Not all this other shit around it, makes you sound a right knobber.