To be fat, 41 and to have brewing, what appears to be

[ElectricSoftParade]

a bloody great big boil on the end of my nose and to be extremely annoyed and upset by it? Witchy cackle and looks forward to 31st of October

And also distressed nobody cares about my boily nose. Is causing me great discomfort

put some cream on it, any cream, all creams you can find mixed together.

cant the doctor do something for boils, lancing or sometihing

fwiw i would be annoyed if i had a boil coming on end of nose too...

Im fat, 35 unexpectedly pregnant and had a boil in my foof two weeks ago, do i win?

I had a boil each side of my foof last week. I thought I was growing testicles. I also had a nice crop under my arm and one on my stomach. I think it's stress.

Very sorry you are suffering Electric. I think tea tree oil is very good for skin problems, also sudocrem. I would try to pop it and hope it would go away.

oh god, kelly,I've had those. I walked like john wayne!

But in fact, I win.

Or rather the infected boil on a hemorrhoid sticking out of my arse that burst only after TWO HOURS sitting on it in the car on the way to london wins.

Eye of newt and wing of bat shifts boils.

No Kelly because you can hide it! Although did have pregnancy boil situation in the foof area and is not pleasant. Am I just boily? blergh

Have not been able to find tea tree oil so am dousing nose with lavender oil and am hoping for the best please dry out and not develop

Thanks folks, for the boil acknowlegement! ESP

Hecate, I think you do indeed win!

A boil on a pile on the way to London?

Oh Fuck!

Damn right I win!

Now gimmee my prize...

.. a huge rubber ring!

Hecate my puny boil pales compared to yours - the crown to Hecate

IT IS ON THE END OF MY NOSE WOE WOE WOE Ahem, am now calmer. Sort of.

Can I play - I have never had a boil but I have had one wart in my life - on the end of my fucking nose. I have no idea how it happened but once I took a few weeks to accept that it was not a spot and would not go away, I then went to my GP and had to wait weeks for a hospital referal because he was not happy about burning it off my face. I finally got to hospital and had to have an injection into the end of my nose before having it burned off.

PS I was 18 at the time and had recently started university.

Casmama, your story in no way compares to a boil on the fanny

Hectate im sure if we all wait long enough, someone will come along with an even better grosser story than fanny/arse boils

Oh Casmama I feel for you! That sounds horrible and I now hope I don't have a wart brewing as well. Did your nose recover, I mean, it went away completely?

Douses self with more lavender oil and hopes for the best

Fat, 41, boil brewing and now reeks of lavender!

I'd get to bed before life gets any worse for you Electric.

Am hoping for more boil stories. If only to make me feel better while walking around with a disfigured boily nose. Best wishes to all boil sufferers ESP

Can't do it as dh is retching at the reek emenating from the snout. The look of it is making him green but he cannot bare the lavender. Will keep this thought in mind when he pisses me off...

I concede to the boil on the fanny!
I have a very slight indentation on my nose but it is only noticable if you are looking for it so recovered very well thanks.
I hope the same can be said for others esp. Kelly and Hecate.

Electric Try a hot compress to draw all the crap out, a hot shower worked for mine, once i`d decided i was brave enough to have a look after two days of slapping on the canestan didnt seem to be working

I grew a lovely crop of pus filled boils under my armpit and all across my right breast - twas most lovely.

(But seriously, MrsSchaudenfreude, if you actually have been getting rashes of boils in your armpits and round your genitals, it could well be a variation of staph aureus infection - it commonly crops up in these areas and frequently keeps appearing until you zap it with antibiotics.
Do go and see your GP, as if it is that, it won't clear up on it's own)

(witchy but helpful cackle)

Will try the hot compress and hope, hope, hope it works. If not will bother to Doc as it is LARGE (boil not nose but nose now almost twice its normal size)