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To wish I looked like Ola Jordan?

43 replies

muggglewump · 11/09/2010 19:07

My god the woman is stunning, and so tiny, and that bodyShock

I bet she's a bitchGrin

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TheCrackFox · 11/09/2010 19:10

Link please.

noddyholder · 11/09/2010 19:11

i know i love strictly it defines my winterBlush but the bodies!!!!!!!!

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5DollarShake · 11/09/2010 19:14

YANBU. She is a stunna.

backwardpossom · 11/09/2010 19:17

YANBU - she's unbelievably hot. :( sigh

passmyglassplease · 11/09/2010 19:17

Yes she has a fab bod, but if we all had the opportunity to work out an least 5 times a week we could also look like that.

passmyglassplease · 11/09/2010 19:19

[dead jealous] Grin

fuschiagroan · 11/09/2010 19:21

Not really, my girl crushes are Audrey Tatou, Marion Cotillard, Eva Green and Jane Birkin (in the 70s)

mrsmindcontrol · 11/09/2010 19:24

Agree that she has a great little body but her face ain't all that, is it? And her outfits are VERY slutty.

Whereas I am gorgeous and very sophisticated, natch.

shopalot · 11/09/2010 19:26

I love tess's dress and want one Smile

TrillianAstra · 11/09/2010 19:27

I am like mrsmindcontrol - I am much more sophistimacated.

TheCrackFox · 11/09/2010 19:27

She is lovely.

As an aside isn't that Gavin Henson a twat? Charlotte is well rid of him.

muggglewump · 11/09/2010 19:29

I could work out 5 days a week, but I'm afraid I'm far too lazy and it would interfere with my lying around time.

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NomDePlume · 11/09/2010 19:30

She is yummy but her skin is shite from all that make up.

I'm more of a Flavia girl, meself.

muggglewump · 11/09/2010 19:32

Hell if I had that body, I'd revel in wearing slutty outfits.

I'm just not that classy :)

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TessOfTheBurbs · 11/09/2010 19:34

I agree with mrsmindcontrol as well (it seems she lives up to her username!). Lovely body but a face like any dolled-up girl on the town... kind of characterless. Attractive but not someone I especially want to look like.

mrsmindcontrol · 11/09/2010 19:36

Ahhh Haaaa .

My powers of mind control remain strong. I will conquer you all. Within 24 hours I'll have you sending me cheques and cake.

NomDePlume · 11/09/2010 19:37

The outfits are stage outfits though, so you can't really judge her on those. A lot of the time she will be told what to wear (as in how skimpy) by the powers that be on Strictly. I doubt they'd have much truck with her if she said 'lower that hemline by 4 inches'. One of the reasons she was picked as a pro is because of how she looks, she will pull in audience figures. Cover her up = lose numbers. The beeb aren't that stupid.

In training and stuff she seems to wear Uggs, joggers and vest tops. Not extreme slut wear, imo.

Spinkle · 11/09/2010 19:38

I think she has the face of a disgusted kitten.

And she is orange.

JustDoMyLippyThenWeWillGo · 11/09/2010 19:38

YADNBU

muggglewump · 11/09/2010 19:39

I think she's gorgeous.
She could probably turn me, her and Jennifer Aniston.

I'm possibly delusional but not mind controlledGrin

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OlaJordansBodyDouble · 11/09/2010 19:41

I think I'd have the face of a disgusted kitten if I had to touch Paul Daniels.

evansmummy · 11/09/2010 19:41

I much prefer the Canadia girl, though I can't remember her name now. And Claudia has always been my girl crush.

mrsmindcontrol · 11/09/2010 19:42

PMSL @ Spinkle

NomDePlume I appreciate that her outfits will be, in part, selected for her, but she will nevertheless have a say in whether she wears them or not. She has a reputation for wearing next to nothing on the show and must have the final say in whether she chooses to flash her fanjo every week or not.

Anyway, what do I care?

Like I say, I am gorgeous and very sophisticated.

muggglewump · 11/09/2010 19:48

We like Paul Daniels in this house, not in a sexual way obv (barf). It's an in joke.
DD called him Mr Daniel a few years ago, and I killed myself laughing.

Clearly you had to be there.

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