To wish I looked like Ola Jordan?

[muggglewump]

My god the woman is stunning, and so tiny, and that body

I bet she's a bitch

I've spoken to her , We went to see the live tour and bumped into her and James Jordan after the show. They were lovely. The others were quite distant and looked pissed off we'd asked for autographs but Ola and James were really polite and interested.

I am neither sophisticated (watch soaps and reality TV, love sleb gossip), nor gorgeous (face like a slapped arse, arse like cold porridge, thighs like wearing tights with cauliflower florets stuffed down them).

Hence me wishing I looked like Ola

Oh olas all right. I think Flavia is really pretty those cheekbones and legs.

Flavia for me, she is an absolute gem.

Ola is v pretty, but Layla (I think that's her name) is the prettiest I think. Has 'cute' factor! Not sure if she's in this year as I missed the prog tonight.

YABVU
She looks like an identikit averagely-pretty over-made-up Saturday-night-doon-the-toun lost young woman who thinks Jordan is 'a strong role model'.

Yes, she is gorgeous. But I think you'll find she's paying the ultimate price...being married to James Jordan.

BTW mrsmindcontrol is this you?

Personally I think Flavia and Claudia are gorgeous. I'm quite excited about Jack from Eastenders being in it this year.

UnePrune, you clearly don't live where I do.
Ola makes everyone look like a cheap slut they are not classy at all.

Think size 18 stuffed into size 10 clothing, gallons of spray tan, and inch long fake nails, sometimes fake hair too, which looks like a horses mane falling out.

I have a HUGE girl-crush on Claudia Winkleman!

(p.s. Gavin Henson is HORRENDOUS!)

Flavia for me too, met her & Vincent at one of their performances & there were lovely & v friendly. He gave us all a hug

Gavin is orange and quite smarmy, and that hair is just Not On.
What was Charlotte thinking?

I'm so glad X-Factor and Strictly are not clashing this year, I get to comment on both.

(and yes, I am sad with nowt else to do of a Saturday night)

YANBU. I sometimes wish I looked like Ola...and I'm a bloke.

I also love Claudia.
And am shocked by Tess actually wearing a nice dress rather than some ghastly Christmas cracker tinsel monstrosity. I had a theory that she'd slept with the wardrobe mistresses husband - nothing else could explain those frocks.

OH I love her. She is so cute and smiley. And amazing body. I hope Paul Daniels is half decent so she doesn't get kicked off too early. YANBU

I wondered if Tess wanted to sex it up to demonstrate why Vernon had been such a giant prat? She looked - in the words of the immortal CRH - "fab-u-lous".

Bruce, though, seemed to be losing the plot even in a recorded show. Claude is already taking over the "Sunday night" show, I hope he's not overdoing it.

Gavin looked like me the first time I did Scottish country dancing, and didn't realise that prancing about flinging your arms around with gusto was perfectly acceptable.

Perhaps she did, because her DH was busy texting other women, and her punishment was to wear the Christmas cracker tinsel monstrosities, and his was to be outed in the papers.

She's also older than she claims apparently.

cyteen - no
this is me