or is Tana Ramsey a half-wit?

[Greensleeves]

did anyone watch Hell's Kitchen USA (it's dh that likes it, not me)

where she dressed up as a contestant and said she was a SAHM, and he called her out and said her food was delicious and then SNOGGED her - to shock everyone - and then she took the wig off and everyone went ooooooooh, it's his wife

she then dutifully trooped off while he told everyone the point he had been making - which was that it doesn't matter who you are, even the lowliest housewife blah blahdi blah

gross

how can she STAND him??!?! Is she just fick?

come on Greensleeves. He's rich.

oh, and famous. And most people want to be famous apparently.

I know but he's such a fucking PIG

I couldn't. It would give me an ulcer.

I'm inspired that it doesn't matter who you are, that even a housewife can cook. My life suddenly has meaning.

Ha ha

She probably doesn't have to see very much of him.

not to mention the fact that he looks like a fucking Spam fritter

a three week old Spam fritter

The way his buisness dealings are going I am not sure the rich thing will be relevent for much longer...

before or after his Botox?

god botoxing him is like trying to bail out the titanic with a mooncup

he is battered

Sorry, but pmsl @ bail out the titanic with a mooncup!

tee hee.

She's protecting her Dad's investments (and her inheritance) .

Cynical, moi?

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also does anyone actually watch Hell's Kitchen? He is going to seriously injure somebody one of these days

and he takes particular pleasure in screaming into women's faces

it's horrible!

I can cook? Even if I'm only a housewife?

Fuck me.

disclaimer: I have NEVER watched JK. Or GR for that matter.

He's a hideous cheating bastard. Another celebrity wife who stays after hubby's affair, I wonder why

He never looks well to me - his complexion is the colour of bad lard.

your dh watches Hell's Kitchen - you just told us.
And yet you stay with him

Greensleeves - I realize that "battered" and bad lard are probably the same colour

3 week old battered spam

bail out the Titanic with a mooncup
(I'm stealing that!! But only on here for fear of having to explain a mooncup in RL)

Great thread - just the laugh I needed and I only came in here to snipe 'I don't know if she's a half-wit or not, because I don't know her - do you??' Well, I've changed my mind - she's outed herself as a half-wit!!

Hells Kitchen is back on????? WHat time??? Where????? I love Gordon Ramsay. Met him at a book signing and he was pure MAN!!!!

conkie... YABVVVU. I am worried about you, truly

did you shag him?

I think that he is a very unhappy not to mention very angry man. I would imagine that being married to him is not great; probably he is not easy to live with.

I read his biography (or was it autobiography) - not sure why I read it. He has an alcholic brother and iirc not a happy childhood. He does his usual tirade of F off it's not fing relevant if anyone suggested this may have impacted on his behaviour as an adult (which is fair enought, it's his business, but it is clearly relevant)

They have 2 kitchens, a big massive top of the range one (his) and a basic IKEA equivalent for her.

He said that she used to wind him up by buying Jamie Oliver pasta sauce etc lol

GR [worship emoticon]
top cheffing and top tv.