to not get past this.

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Middle aged OH crapped himself. Having checked it isn't through illness, just through laziness, and I entitled to feel I may never get past this?

Right you are. Do I take it we have another troll invasion afoot?

Was he dressed as an elf at the time?

He shit himself because he was too lazy to get up and go the loo?
Are you sure that's the only reason?

Or have I missed an injoke?

Eeeeeeuuuw! Crapped himself? What do you mean? An exaggerated skidmark on way to the lavatory (ie. misjudged the texture of the oncoming stool) or the full stinking turd?

If a - get over it, it happens to us all [very] occasionally(but if I was him I would have quietly binned the knickers rather than produce them for washing).

If b - eeeeeewwwwwww!

REally? God, even mine never managed that.

Do you know, I frickin wish I was a troll about this.
I can't get it out my head. Am so grossed out.

No one is that lazy

ARE THEY??

When? Situation please.

This morning. Choice was apparently finish breakfast or go to the loo. If he finished breakfast then he is able to time going to the toilet with brushing his teeth, thereby saving 2 minutes.

Didn't make it.
Poo on stairs.
AM SO FREAKED OUT.

oh, bog off

And is the no comment and bog off because you don't believe me, or because this is normal and I should be more forgiving???

quite often when I am watching tv and I want a shit I always leave it to the last minute before going and a few times I have been kissing cotton by the time I get to the bog

Gross. Not normal. I wouldn't forgive. I would be disgusted and wouldn't be able to get past it.

is 30 middle aged??? Crikey, I'm officially old

YANBU by the way

I believe you namechange. Trolls rarely spell.
It is grimness if it is because he is idle, not because of squitty reasons (though that too is grim but maybe easier to get over)
Is there more to it than this?

i have a bit of an irritable bowel and crapped myself twice last july.

i am also a thoroughly lazy slattern but not usually about fecal hygiene.

HE needs to see a doctor asap.
And what is his relationship with alcohol/recreational drugs?
And, 30 is NOT middle aged.

Sorry re: middle aged/30 comment, consider it retracted...

Perceptive Tippychoocks I am just so angry. Firstly because when I tore my undercarriage apart having a huge baby and they told me I could be faecally incontinent I was devastated and I worked so hard, so damn hard to get control back, and I never had an accident, and yet I have never felt shame like it when I thought there was the potential I might not have control over my nethers. I just feel like "WTF is he playing at?" He didn't make it in time?!

And then I was worried, like what if he has a problem, but no he assured me almost proudly, just laziness. Great.

And now, having spent all day practically wretching everytime I've thought about it, I just can't bear to look at him. What if I never can look at him again?? I am definitely sleeping in the spare room tonight.

And finally, I've been on at him for ages to get a good dose of Victorian-esq feeling about his toilet habits, rather than parading them - leaving remnants in the loo, being very loud etc in our ensuite first thing in the morning, this is just the icing on the cake.

I WANT A DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!

. Put me right off me tea, this thread

Naff off ladyintheradiator, it bloomin well did.

Ah that's horrible, poor you.

Yanbu